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Re: Dr GR’s concise list of rare sexualities and fetishes…

Postby Get Real! » Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:10 am

Hermes wrote:Autochthonophilia - a rare condition in which the sufferer believes he is descended from an imaginary race of neanderthals. There is no known cure. But a dose of reality sometimes helps! :D

You've basically diagnosed Hellenism! :lol:
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Re: Dr GR’s concise list of rare sexualities and fetishes…

Postby Get Real! » Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:11 am

yialousa1971 wrote:
B25 wrote:Tseriampalatokolokos: Someone who has a super high estimation of his own intelligence, but is actually a plonker, is probably impotent, likes to play the stud, but in the end, his real passion is to be photographed outside Gay bars in a tutu.


Yes that somes up GR to a t.......... 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

Mmm... pretty much sums it all up!
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Re: Dr GR’s concise list of rare sexualities and fetishes…

Postby Maxx » Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:13 am

Hermes wrote:Idiocy with autochthonophilia by proxy ....

A hopeless condition in which a foreigner has problems accepting the culture and history of the locals. With no basis in reality the sufferer comes to think that everyone around him is deluded about who they are and comes to the bizarre conclusion that the people he lives amongst are descended from a mythical tribe of pre-historic creatures. He then proclaims his idiocy on public forums, much to the amusement of the locals.

This condition is easily identified by the patronising racism that characterizes it. The sufferer is also easy to spot by their smug condescension which masks a deep sense of inferiority. This condition is sometimes confused with the gullible fools who hold that mankind is descended from aliens who arrived in flying saucers. Although essentially harmless the condition is marked by the desperation and stupidity of its proponents.


Thank you Hermes!

Very accurate depiction of all those deluded Hellenic Ottomans. :D
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Re: Dr GR’s concise list of rare sexualities and fetishes…

Postby Get Real! » Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:15 am

supporttheunderdog wrote:A lobotomy was tried but failed due to lack of anything to remove...

They should've inserted a silicon breast in there so he can at least hear some action!
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Re: Dr GR’s concise list of rare sexualities and fetishes…

Postby joe » Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:53 am

supporttheunderdog wrote:Now who are you suggesting has one of the multiple personalities with many aliases? Me, STUD? Now I know it goes on on, but apart from STUD who else am I allegedly posting as?


Interesting that you would respond when I wasnt addressing you... Guilty conscience, perhaps?
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Re: Dr GR’s concise list of rare sexualities and fetishes…

Postby kurupetos » Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:55 am

joe wrote:
supporttheunderdog wrote:Now who are you suggesting has one of the multiple personalities with many aliases? Me, STUD? Now I know it goes on on, but apart from STUD who else am I allegedly posting as?


Interesting that you would respond when I wasnt addressing you... Guilty conscience, perhaps?

Don't annoy STUD. It will bite you.
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Re: Dr GR’s concise list of rare sexualities and fetishes…

Postby Schnauzer » Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:00 am

Get Real! wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:Daktilophobia........... Fear of taking the first step.

:? :lol:

fear of pointing the finger maybe?


Miltiphobia..........Fear that a certain individual might come back and call us all 'Plonkers'. :lol: :wink:
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Re: Dr GR’s concise list of rare sexualities and fetishes…

Postby Maxx » Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:05 am

Schnauzer wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:Daktilophobia........... Fear of taking the first step.

:? :lol:

fear of pointing the finger maybe?


Miltiphobia..........Fear that a certain individual might come back and call us all 'Plonkers'. :lol: :wink:


Now that Dinos is back, Milti's arrival could be imminent.

But he won't be fixated with you, me or Get Real! He and Dinos Skalliotis were former lovers I will have you know. :lol:
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Re: Dr GR’s concise list of rare sexualities and fetishes…

Postby Schnauzer » Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:18 am

Maxx wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:Daktilophobia........... Fear of taking the first step.

:? :lol:

fear of pointing the finger maybe?


Miltiphobia..........Fear that a certain individual might come back and call us all 'Plonkers'. :lol: :wink:


Now that Dinos is back, Milti's arrival could be imminent.

But he won't be fixated with you, me or Get Real! He and Dinos Skalliotis were former lovers I will have you know. :lol:


I would not make book on his fixations Maxx, I believe I was the target of his relentless verbal assaults on more occasions than most other members.

Nonetheless, I DO miss the dear chap and was so very sorry when he departed, I actually PM'd my apologies to him (fearing that I may have in some way influenced his decision to leave us) but unfortunately, the PM is still unread according to my outbox. :wink:
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Re: Dr GR’s concise list of rare sexualities and fetishes…

Postby Maxx » Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:40 am

Schnauzer wrote:
Maxx wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:Daktilophobia........... Fear of taking the first step.

:? :lol:

fear of pointing the finger maybe?


Miltiphobia..........Fear that a certain individual might come back and call us all 'Plonkers'. :lol: :wink:


Now that Dinos is back, Milti's arrival could be imminent.

But he won't be fixated with you, me or Get Real! He and Dinos Skalliotis were former lovers I will have you know. :lol:


I would not make book on his fixations Maxx, I believe I was the target of his relentless verbal assaults on more occasions than most other members.

Nonetheless, I DO miss the dear chap and was so very sorry when he departed, I actually PM'd my apologies to him (fearing that I may have in some way influenced his decision to leave us) but unfortunately, the PM is still unread according to my outbox. :wink:



I don't think you should fear that you had anything to do with his decision.

We all make mistakes, and I miss him as well. I miss my big sister in Arms.

You know, most of us here fear the future, the future of our island, and in what condition we as Guardians will pass it on to the next. We don't want the next to suffer the same fate.

Btw, you were not the only one who was the target of his relentless verbal attacks. :wink:
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