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Re: Greece warns Turkey over Cyprus

Postby Get Real! » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:59 am

Exclusive!!!

Minute by minute LIVE coverage of the Oxford street fight… 8)

8:30am - Simon quickly delivers a Spartan kick down the Oxford Circus tube stairs.
8:33am - Zoc staggers back up and pokes Simon in the eyes.
8:35am - Now dazed, Simon is punished with two whole minutes of the full Nelson.
8:36am - Simon recovers and delivers an abdominal chop.
8:38am - Zoc, comes to and devastates his opponent with the 100 slaps.
8:40am - Simon’s head is now spinning but manages to headbutt his opponent.
8:42am - With a bleeding forehead, Zoc delivers a kick in the balls.
8:45am - With one hand still firmly holding his balls, Simon manages an upper chop.
8:47am - The two men are now grappling on the pavement…
8:51am - Police arrive. Both are arrested and deported back to Cyprus.

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Re: Greece warns Turkey over Cyprus

Postby Hermes » Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:25 pm

Get Real! wrote:8:45am - With one hand still firmly holding his balls...


That sounds like them allright...
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Re: Greece warns Turkey over Cyprus

Postby kurupetos » Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:16 pm

Hermes wrote:What the fuck are you lot on about? I swear you're all a bunch of queers in denial. Now cut it out or put on your leather trousers, go to the nearest gay bar and just get it out of your system...

Another homophobe? Excellent. :mrgreen:
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Re: Greece warns Turkey over Cyprus

Postby Simon » Mon Oct 24, 2011 6:40 pm

Capt J Sparrow wrote:
Simon wrote:Where's the embarrassment Captain Cock?

I know you think you're saving your little bum boy...you kiss each other's arses on every thread, but he has been found out and will suffer the consequences.

I hope you do come, I'll show both of you what it feels like to be bitch-slapped. :evil: :evil: :evil:

I won't be online now until late tonight, see you there Zonk!


Hey mummy's little bitch boy, I am really astonished!

Of course I want to meet you. There will be a time and place, because you're forgetting one thing. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, and I get around. But all I wanted to do is meet you to buy you a soda and a cup cake. Oh alright, at the very most I was going to rub your snotty nose in the cup cake, just to show you who's boss. If you really behave, I might take you to McDonalds and get you a Kids McValue meal. :lol:

You immature little princess - can this thread get any more embarrassing for you?

Don't threaten people with a bitch slapping little boy. I know it is easily done from behind your keyboard, but it might just get you into strife one day.

And it's Captain Jack Sparrow to you! SAVVY?????


I am waiting for you to explain to me in what way have I been embarrassed Captain Fuck? It's your little bum boy Zonk that has been found out on this thread as Andreas Koumi. It is this Andreas Koumi that has on several occasions posted addresses on this forum for people to meet him in order to act the tough guy, especially if anyone dares to say any kind words about Greece. Not forgetting that Greece is still Cyprus' biggest supporter. Bear in mind that this Mr Koumi has made plenty of money out of Greeks in the past with his book "The Cypriot" (possibly amongst others). He did not mind taking their money did he? This Andreas Koumi then did the same on this thread, posting an address in London for me to meet him, and I was waiting for it. Well, here, he has found someone willing. Then you decided to jump in and defend your Mommy, highlighting that you would like to attend also and give me "a good spanking". You see, the only Keyboard Warriors here are you and him. Now if you want to come along, it would be my pleasure. You see, the pathetic childish little princesses here are you and him.

One final thing, we all know you're Get Real and your picture has been posted on this forum several times so quit the bullshit.
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Re: Greece warns Turkey over Cyprus

Postby CBBB » Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:35 pm

Is there a warm-up fight before the main event?

The event is a sell-out and there is not an empty seat in the pub! We are just waiting for ZoC to get Skype online.

Personally, I have collected all the dosh and I am leaving before they all realise that ZoC is going to finish it in under 60 seconds.

Bye!
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Re: Greece warns Turkey over Cyprus

Postby Get Real! » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:40 pm

Simon wrote:One final thing, we all know you're Get Real and your picture has been posted on this forum several times so quit the bullshit.

Now you're really starting to insult me Simon! :?

I don't appreciate you associating me with sparrow brains so knock it off!
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Re: Greece warns Turkey over Cyprus

Postby Capt J Sparrow » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:35 am

Simon wrote:
Capt J Sparrow wrote:
Simon wrote:Where's the embarrassment Captain Cock?

I know you think you're saving your little bum boy...you kiss each other's arses on every thread, but he has been found out and will suffer the consequences.

I hope you do come, I'll show both of you what it feels like to be bitch-slapped. :evil: :evil: :evil:

I won't be online now until late tonight, see you there Zonk!


Hey mummy's little bitch boy, I am really astonished!

Of course I want to meet you. There will be a time and place, because you're forgetting one thing. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, and I get around. But all I wanted to do is meet you to buy you a soda and a cup cake. Oh alright, at the very most I was going to rub your snotty nose in the cup cake, just to show you who's boss. If you really behave, I might take you to McDonalds and get you a Kids McValue meal. :lol:

You immature little princess - can this thread get any more embarrassing for you?

Don't threaten people with a bitch slapping little boy. I know it is easily done from behind your keyboard, but it might just get you into strife one day.

And it's Captain Jack Sparrow to you! SAVVY?????


I am waiting for you to explain to me in what way have I been embarrassed Captain Fuck? It's your little bum boy Zonk that has been found out on this thread as Andreas Koumi. It is this Andreas Koumi that has on several occasions posted addresses on this forum for people to meet him in order to act the tough guy, especially if anyone dares to say any kind words about Greece. Not forgetting that Greece is still Cyprus' biggest supporter. Bear in mind that this Mr Koumi has made plenty of money out of Greeks in the past with his book "The Cypriot" (possibly amongst others). He did not mind taking their money did he? This Andreas Koumi then did the same on this thread, posting an address in London for me to meet him, and I was waiting for it. Well, here, he has found someone willing. Then you decided to jump in and defend your Mommy, highlighting that you would like to attend also and give me "a good spanking". You see, the only Keyboard Warriors here are you and him. Now if you want to come along, it would be my pleasure. You see, the pathetic childish little princesses here are you and him.

One final thing, we all know you're Get Real and your picture has been posted on this forum several times so quit the bullshit.


You are being very childish Simon.

I don't know who ZoC is, and really, it's none of my business. And he is old enough, and ugly enough to look after himself. Not that he would need assistance against the likes of you, because you are your own worst enemy.

Who I am is equally of no concern to you. Comparing me to Get Real is quite offensive, because the man is obviously very blinkered from tunnel vision, and has some really weird and narrow minded ideas in politics and more.

Of course I would meet you Simon. I don't have an issue. And there will always be a time and place, I am sure. To give you a spanking, well I can do that if it gets your rocks off, and judging by your immaturity, you would deserve it, but I was speaking metaphorically.

So I wouldn't be so sure that you exposed anyone, other than yourself. That's all for now. I'm going to work, and will be absent for a few days.

Just remember Simon, it really is easy to act brave from your keyboard, but not so face to face. And don't think we don't know the games you and that other silly twat are playing. Now go and crawl under her skirt or something!
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Re: Greece warns Turkey over Cyprus

Postby Simon » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:15 am

Captain wrote:

You are being very childish Simon.

I don't know who ZoC is, and really, it's none of my business. And he is old enough, and ugly enough to look after himself. Not that he would need assistance against the likes of you, because you are your own worst enemy.

Who I am is equally of no concern to you. Comparing me to Get Real is quite offensive, because the man is obviously very blinkered from tunnel vision, and has some really weird and narrow minded ideas in politics and more.

Of course I would meet you Simon. I don't have an issue. And there will always be a time and place, I am sure. To give you a spanking, well I can do that if it gets your rocks off, and judging by your immaturity, you would deserve it, but I was speaking metaphorically.

So I wouldn't be so sure that you exposed anyone, other than yourself. That's all for now. I'm going to work, and will be absent for a few days.

Just remember Simon, it really is easy to act brave from your keyboard, but not so face to face. And don't think we don't know the games you and that other silly twat are playing. Now go and crawl under her skirt or something!


First of all, I found it quite amusing being called immature by an individual calling himself a pirate on an internet forum. :lol:

Secondly, listen up and listen good, I do not care whether you feel I am being childish or not. If someone is pathetic enough to give me an address of where I can meet them because of verbal jousting on the forum, then I consider that a personal attack. You seem blinded by your homosexual-like love and obedience for this man. It was not I who started dishing out addresses to meet, but him, and he has done it several times before. I merely accepted his challenge, and knew that he would not show. So you tell me, who is the keyboard warrior here?

It might not be any of your business who he is, but it becomes mine when he is calling me out for a fight on an internet forum, simple really. I am glad that you were only speaking metaphorically when you were trying to sound brave, next time make that clear when you are issuing immature threats yourself.

Just on your final paragraph, I really do not need to sound brave over a keyboard, and that certainly was not my intention. What would be brave about meeting Mr Koumi? Have you seen him? :lol: A tough guy on a keyboard but I'm not so sure he would be so brave face to face. I was asked to meet at an address and accepted the invitation. If you want to test me face to face, like I have said, stop talking over the keyboard and let's meet. Otherwise, stick to the safety of a computer screen, because you're both boring me to death.
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Re: Greece warns Turkey over Cyprus

Postby Capt J Sparrow » Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:23 am

Don't insult our intelligence Simon. Your articles are over 2 months old, and this thread was a childish baiting ploy against myself, ZoC and possibly Get Real!

Like I told you before, I have no hesitation in meeting you but that is physically not possible at this point in time. Be patient. And you can bring the twat, your commander in chief with you foot soldier. Of course, she is quite clever in getting others to do her dirty work for her.

So what is your intention? To expose ZoC, me, someone else? What makes you think you have exposed anyone other than yourself? Let's say ZoC is Mr. Koumi, and I'm not saying he is and will make no presumptions as it is none of my business really, then I would say this would just confirm that ZoC is an intelligent and upstanding individual.

Now, I really must dash. My chariot awaits.
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Re: Greece warns Turkey over Cyprus

Postby Simon » Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:59 am

Capt J Sparrow wrote:Don't insult our intelligence Simon. Your articles are over 2 months old, and this thread was a childish baiting ploy against myself, ZoC and possibly Get Real!Like I told you before, I have no hesitation in meeting you but that is physically not possible at this point in time. Be patient. And you can bring the twat, your commander in chief with you foot soldier. Of course, she is quite clever in getting others to do her dirty work for her.

So what is your intention? To expose ZoC, me, someone else? What makes you think you have exposed anyone other than yourself? Let's say ZoC is Mr. Koumi, and I'm not saying he is and will make no presumptions as it is none of my business really, then I would say this would just confirm that ZoC is an intelligent and upstanding individual.

Now, I really must dash. My chariot awaits.


If that was my intention, then it worked a treat didn't it?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mr Koumi seems to have gone awfully quiet to...ran away once he couldn't hide behind his keyboard and left you to fight his battles :lol: :lol:

Oh and I didn't need to expose you, that has already been achieved several times no matter how much you like to play games.
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