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[bill cobbett]

Dear Bill,

I recently visited the "TRNC" for a "massage". On my return I noticed my wallet was missing and I'd developed a strange rash.

How should I explain this to my wife?

Oooooh really hermes! Best for men of integrity and sound judgement to take precautions when going for a "massage" from the light fingered and pox-ridden Kurupetos.

Now as for the rash, simples... blame it on the wife... for not being thorough with her cleaning of the toilet seat.

As for treating the rash... try a bottle of the CY cure-all Zivania, rub a few drops on the rash and drink the remainder, always worked for me... oh ...

[CBBB]

Dear Dr Bill,

I have two problems which are carlsbergphobia and keophilia, but I am not looking for a cure for either.

[kurupetos]

Dear Bill,

I recently visited the "TRNC" for a "massage". On my return I noticed my wallet was missing and I'd developed a strange rash.

How should I explain this to my wife?

Oooooh really hermes! Best for men of integrity and sound judgement to take precautions when going for a "massage" from the light fingered and pox-ridden Kurupetos.

Thanks Bill. Customers are required to bring their own condoms. This financial crisis is killing my business.

[ZoC]

dear bill

kuru's neighbour's wife's donkey says he spends too much time on this forum. should he dump it?

[Capt J Sparrow]

dear bill

kuru's neighbour's wife's donkey says he spends too much time on this forum. should he dump it?

I should bloody hope not!

In this case, it would be better if he dumped the forum and kept the donkey.

But I will wait to see what the expert has to say.

[supporttheunderdog]

Even better, can we keep the Donkey instead of Kuru?

[Capt J Sparrow]

Even better, can we keep the Donkey instead of Kuru?

You're right!

Much better chance of getting an intelligent post out of the donkey's hooves!

[bill cobbett]

Oooooh a queue of people at the surgery... and with donkey problems.

Well, a reminder to all that the the donkey is a Symbol of National Resistance, so they get priority and stay and the rest can clear off along with the CarpetBuggerers.

[Hermes]

Dear Bill,

I came home and found my wife in bed with the Filipino maid.

Which one should I kick out?

[bill cobbett]

Dear Bill,

I came home and found my wife in bed with the Filipino maid.

Which one should I kick out?

Oh dear, and without you, how thoughtless!

Anyway...Glad you brought this up H cos there has been a rash of cross-dressing homophobes trying to pass themselves off as maids in the southern suburbs of Nic, so you would do well to have a close exam of this alleged Phili maid.

If she turns out to be kosher, then keep them both to spice up life in the bedroom a little.