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by **ZoC** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:01 pm

putting aside the politics and the "trnc" shit, the sarris arrest has highlighted that homophobia is rife on cyprus.

of course, there are a number of valid reasons why people are scared shitless of bum-bandits. i thought it would be helpful to give homophobes the opportunity to share their thoughts with the world, so i've devised a simple poll.

don't worry, me and other charlies, less encumbered by small-island, small-minded peasant issues, will be on hand to help out if ur struggling psychologically to come to terms with ur particular fears.

if ur able to overcome ur embarrassment, please feel free to expand on ur poll choice in the thread. i hope it'll prove a cathartic exercise.

here goes... wot type of homophobe are u?

mr stupid...
i'm an ignorant, close-minded bigot that needs someone to pick on to make me feel hard 'cos essentially i'm inadequate... there's loads of us here and there's safety in numbers;

mr angry...
bum bandits represent a breakdown in morality and family values but of course it's ok for me to sleep with prostitutes, cheat the tax, be corrupt (like they are in the motherland), drink too much and gamble and shit, 'cos that's how things work around here;

mr theophobe...
the church says its 'wrong' and wot bearded-men-in-long-black-dresses say goes, 'cos i ain't got a mind of my own 'cos u don't need one here;

mr self-hating queer...
i'm secretly gay, i'm scared about it and the best way for me to deal with it is to put up a front and be in denial;

mr spartan-wannabe...
i've got mad delusions of being an ancient spartan warrior but i read they were all bum bandits and that's severely f*cked my head up;

mr otto...
i look at my face in the mirror and the fact is it's wider than most so i've probably inherited a bit too much ottoman blood... and the associated mindless, barbaric medieval traits that go with it.

by **Capt J Sparrow** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:15 pm

I look forward to see exactly which categories GR and Kurupellos fall into.

I will be standing by ready to offer any counseling and advice as required in order to assist any small minded Cypriot pissants.

by **bill cobbett** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:15 pm

Oooooh gooooody ... a dodgy CF poll... haven't had one of those for ages.

Now,... which one to vote for? So many choices, so deeeeficult.... don't think any apply... so will vote for Kuripelos.

by **bill cobbett** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:18 pm

Capt J Sparrow wrote:I look forward to see exactly which categories GR and Kurupellos fall into.

I will be standing by ready to offer any counseling and advice as required in order to assist any small minded Cypriot pissants.

Now there's an idea for a Friday Night Fun Thread...

by **Capt J Sparrow** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:20 pm

bill cobbett wrote:
Capt J Sparrow wrote:I look forward to see exactly which categories GR and Kurupellos fall into.

I will be standing by ready to offer any counseling and advice as required in order to assist any small minded Cypriot pissants.

Now there's an idea for a Friday Night Fun Thread...

Can I shout you a nice Rum on this fun Friday night?

by **ZoC** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:23 pm

bill cobbett wrote:Oooooh gooooody ... a dodgy CF poll... haven't had one of those for ages.

Now,... which one to vote for? So many choices, so deeeeficult.... don't think any apply... so will vote for Kuripelos.

good idea, billy... i'll vote for b25.

by **kurupetos** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:23 pm

You have to admit ancient Cretans were practical:

Ancient Greek historical tracts trace the origins of the tradition to mythological times. Aristotle states that it was king Minos who established pederasty as a means of population control on the island community: [They] "segregated the women and instituted sexual relations among the males so that women would not have children."[6] The practice seems to have been reserved for the aristocracy, and it was a reciprocal acknowledgment and cultivation of honor. The man was honored by being allowed to take the boy, and the boy's honor was increased by being thus taken.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cretan_pederasty

by **bill cobbett** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:24 pm

Capt J Sparrow wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:
Capt J Sparrow wrote:I look forward to see exactly which categories GR and Kurupellos fall into.

I will be standing by ready to offer any counseling and advice as required in order to assist any small minded Cypriot pissants.

Now there's an idea for a Friday Night Fun Thread...

Can I shout you a nice Rum on this fun Friday night?

Aye Cap'ten... will deffo drink with you... as long as it ain't blooming Bacardi.

Someone get a Pink Lady in for B25.

by **Capt J Sparrow** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:35 pm

bill cobbett wrote:
Capt J Sparrow wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:
Capt J Sparrow wrote:I look forward to see exactly which categories GR and Kurupellos fall into.

I will be standing by ready to offer any counseling and advice as required in order to assist any small minded Cypriot pissants.

Now there's an idea for a Friday Night Fun Thread...

Can I shout you a nice Rum on this fun Friday night?

Aye Cap'ten... will deffo drink with you... as long as it ain't blooming Bacardi.

Someone get a Pink Lady in for B25.