saturday 15 october 2011
HELL (A.A) - lucifer satan, the arch demon and lord of all evil, said cypriots should not have the gas but give it all to turkey.
"turkey is big and bad and cyprus isn't so the island should bow down and gobble erdogan's cock," said the demonic fiend, speaking from his stolen holiday home in girnemagaguza. "that's the way things should work if i ruled the universe. it's how they work here, in northern cyprus."
the duke of darkness added that if there was no progress in the settlement of cyprus problem, the international community should support the handing over of cyprus to turkey on a silver platter.
on turkey's eu membership bid, the diabolical demon said the current pace of negotiations was too slow and, now that turkey was displaying more and more aggression and evil intent, should be hastened.
"the eu would be hell on earth if hoards of anatolians were to settle all over europe, bringing their medi-evil attitudes to minorities, women, journalists with them", he said. "the sooner the better i say."
lucifer satan is hell's secretary of state for dastardly and nefarious affairs...
