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by **Get Real!** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:35 am

Piri Reis makes huge finds in Cypriot waters!

At the end of the first 48 hours of seismic research, the Piri Reis tug boat has so far discovered…

1. A huge school of anchovies followed by sardines.

2. A mysterious message in a bottle that reads…

“Res. 353 (1974) Res. 541 (1983)”

…followed by many other weird numbers that Turkish scientists are frantically trying to decipher.

3. An old boot with what is believed to be a bazooka bubble gum stuck on its sole.

4. Remains of a warship bearing the partial name “Kotcha…” just off Kyrenia, collecting barnacles.

5. An XXX-large sized red G-string with the laced inscription “I kiss Ottoman bum” believed to belong to Rauf Denktash.

Myself and other CF members will keep you posted here daily with more interesting finds as the exciting exploration unfolds!

by **bill cobbett** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:16 am

Breaking news from Bayrak ... Turkish PM Erdogan has announced that the state of the art fish detector on the Piri Reis has found a shoal of pollocks.

by **SKI-preo** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:16 am

by **wyoming cowboy** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:01 am

...the "Kotcha..they found off the coast of paphos" not Kyrenia.

by **CBBB** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:51 am

wyoming cowboy wrote:...the "Kotcha..they found off the coast of paphos" not Kyrenia.

Forgive GR for this error, he was misinformed by 'Uncle Jack'.

by **Get Real!** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:23 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the BBC with the nine o’clock evening news…

Dong! “Erdogan excited as Piri-Piri boat uncovers heap of used tampons containing hydrocarbons.”

Dong! “Cyprus says ready to share everything with Turks including Greece’s economy.”

Dong! “Syria cries foul as Turkish citizen arrests far higher than Assad’s”

Dong! “British carpetbaggers scramble to distance themselves from Cypriot real estate.”

Dong! “Israel calls for calm and understanding while they annex Palestine.”

Dong! “Egypt accepts alliance with Turkey in return for a $10 baksheesh.”

Dong! “Greek PM says not to worry because we’re all going down anyway.”

Dong! “Russian strong man Putin watches reruns of I’m Baaaack!”

Dong! “Pakistan says ready for US invasion to spite India's nose.”

by **halil** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:35 pm

RE GR ...RE Gaderemenyo ......U missed some reports..... :lol:

----------Piri Reis, has begun seismic studies in the AR/KKTC/G area licensed by the TRNC. :!:

AAAA u also missed Eroglu saying tooo------We are ready to share what ever we found in the seas :!:

............... Becarefull haaa.....he may not give your sahare :!:

by **B25** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:07 pm

halil wrote:RE GR ...RE Gaderemenyo ......U missed some reports.....

----------Piri Reis, has begun seismic studies in the AR/KKTC/G area licensed by the TRNC.

AAAA u also missed Eroglu saying tooo------We are ready to share what ever we found in the seas ............... Becarefull haaa.....he may not give your sahare

Hey Batraki shit, he can stick it up his arse, because anything found off northern Cyprus coast belongs to the RoC not some illegal paseudo F state.

Arsehole.

by **halil** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:54 pm

halil wrote:RE GR ...RE Gaderemenyo ......U missed some reports.....

----------Piri Reis, has begun seismic studies in the AR/KKTC/G area licensed by the TRNC.

AAAA u also missed Eroglu saying tooo------We are ready to share what ever we found in the seas ............... Becarefull haaa.....he may not give your sahare

Natural resources and water will be a federal responsibility. :!:

http://www.unficyp.org/nqcontent.cfm?a_ ... ic&lang=l1

According to TC press today.Piri boy today searchings Conflicts with the GC region 12. See the picture which is gray shaded.

news source:
http://www.kibrispostasi.com/index.php/ ... _HABERLERI