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by **alexISS** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:52 pm

Just in case you didn't know

by **Hermes** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:59 pm

I have it on good authority that Get Real was rescued from shark-infested waters after his ship sank during a tropical storm. The identity of his rescuer is not known. Suggestion that he was saved by a certain swashbuckler is nothing but speculation. Last I heard GR was on a desert island living off fish and coconuts. He is happier than he's ever been.

by **ZoC** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:15 pm

unless it's a clever ruse to throw people off the scent i doubt gr would advocate cyprus being part of nato - as the capt does....

by **kurupetos** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:41 pm

I heard GR is gay. Is that true too?

by **Hermes** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:48 pm

kurupetos wrote:I heard GR is gay. Is that true too?

What do you think?

by **Get Real!** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:19 am

Unkie is in London interpreting and coordinating for his Mommy in law who just had major surgery on the spine. My final hurdle is to now arrange her complex departure (and mine) for this Saturday on a stretcher with a nurse by her side; as required by airline policy, and hopefully hand her over to the Nicosia General in one piece so that her battle may continue.

Been here since the 4rth, seen most of the Westminster sights, eaten as much of the British cuisine (which I love) as I could, and used more cabs to get around than DT wanks in a day… <- and that says a lot! :lol:

London is very expensive and I now know that we are very blessed in Cyprus to only pay €2-3 for 20 cigarettes, €3-4 for a coffee, €2-6 for lunch, €20-60 for a basic pair of shoes as opposed to… ₤5-7 for cigarettes, ₤3-4 for a coffee, ₤6-14 for lunch, ₤40-90 for a basic pair of shoes! The bottom line is… don’t come to London for bargains because you won’t find any… not even outside of Westminster.

Yup, many things in London are like 2-3 times dearer than in Cyprus but I’m told wages and salaries are higher, but of course that’s no consolation for those of us visiting.

So no, I’m not the Sparrow poster and pirates suck anyway as evidenced by all the loot at the British museum! :evil:

That’s all for now… be excellent to each other and I'll see you soon. :wink:

by **wyoming cowboy** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:28 am

or you could be,Sparrow, and saying you're not to through us off.

by **Hermes** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:13 am

Get Real! wrote: eaten as much of the British cuisine (which I love) as I could...

Something's not right here. British "cuisine"? WTF is that? Either GR is having us on or he's gone native.

Anyway, hope your mother-in-law gets well, GR. But stay off that stodgy food. You know it's no good for you.

by **Capt J Sparrow** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 5:03 am

alexISS wrote:Just in case you didn't know

Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.

You forgot one very important thing, mate: I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.

Who is this Get Real geezer anyway? There is only one Captain Jack Sparrow, and let's not forget that!

Savvy?