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[yialousa1971]

Just in case you didn't know

Look mate, I don't mean to be rude or anything, but there is a Pirate Code that I need to adhere to.

Let me refer you to clause 3 of the code:

Clause 3 - Sodomy will not be tolerated. Such indecency is punishable by marooning.

That rules you out my Greek Gypsy Spartan shirt lifter.

I am really sorry, but my crew spend long periods at sea, and therefore, we must maintain a certain standard in cleanliness, and discipline.

If you really want to be part of my crew, then you need recant all allegiance to your Gypsy nation and disavowal all indecent beliefs in sodomy and homosexuality (no offence) and just generally lift your game man! It is a hard thing for you to do, but if you call a Cypriot Helpline, then perhaps you can get some counselling and advice.

Good luck

Capt J Sparrow

That was pathetic...

Try to be a man for once!

Look man, I am a Pirate.

I suppose you are going to tell me that you 'Greeks' are real men now, and yet we still don't see 40,000 Spartan Warriors in Cyprus! The Turks would have no choice but to face you as they would be too busy having their backs to a wall.

Look at what has become of your silly nation of Scallywags man!

You know, Greece could still redeem its pitiful self.

Pirates are Fags and Jews.

http://www.amazon.com/Jewish-Pirates-Caribbean-Swashbuckling-Freedom/dp/0385513984

Historian and journalist Kritzler brings the political and religious ramifications of Caribbean pirating into a whole new context while explaining how the Jewish diaspora funded piracy to advance their religious (and financial) freedom in the New World. Through a deft combination of factual overview and anecdotes involving some of the more colorful figures of the time, Kritzler paints a unique picture of this perhaps over-exposed period of history. For centuries in Europe, Jews were shunted from country to country, exploited by penurious rulers for their financial acumen and promptly persecuted after the country became solvent (most egregiously in Spain). By financing piracy, the Jews ensured their own survival, as well as monopolizing the most lucrative income sources Europe had seen in centuries. While figures like Henry Morgan and Barbarossa will leap out at readers familiar with pirate lore, the little-known "pirate rabbi" Samuel Palache will excite just as much interest. Though Kritzler tends to leap from topic to topic, he covers an impressive interdisciplinary range-combining politics, economics and religion-that should satisfy fans of religious history and swashbuckling true stories.
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[yialousa1971]

Unkie is in London interpreting and coordinating for his Mommy in law who just had major surgery on the spine. My final hurdle is to now arrange her complex departure (and mine) for this Saturday on a stretcher with a nurse by her side; as required by airline policy, and hopefully hand her over to the Nicosia General in one piece so that her battle may continue.

Been here since the 4rth, seen most of the Westminster sights, eaten as much of the British cuisine (which I love) as I could, and used more cabs to get around than DT wanks in a day… <- and that says a lot!

London is very expensive and I now know that we are very blessed in Cyprus to only pay €2-3 for 20 cigarettes, €3-4 for a coffee, €2-6 for lunch, €20-60 for a basic pair of shoes as opposed to… ₤5-7 for cigarettes, ₤3-4 for a coffee, ₤6-14 for lunch, ₤40-90 for a basic pair of shoes! The bottom line is… don’t come to London for bargains because you won’t find any… not even outside of Westminster.

Yup, many things in London are like 2-3 times dearer than in Cyprus but I’m told wages and salaries are higher, but of course that’s no consolation for those of us visiting.

So no, I’m not the Sparrow poster and pirates suck anyway as evidenced by all the loot at the British museum!

That’s all for now… be excellent to each other and I'll see you soon.

Welcome back fool! You should have let me know you were in London, I could have come and give you a good kick in.

[yialousa1971]

I heard GR is gay. Is that true too?

Ask DT's bum.

[Capt J Sparrow]

Just in case you didn't know

Look mate, I don't mean to be rude or anything, but there is a Pirate Code that I need to adhere to.

Let me refer you to clause 3 of the code:

Clause 3 - Sodomy will not be tolerated. Such indecency is punishable by marooning.

That rules you out my Greek Gypsy Spartan shirt lifter.

I am really sorry, but my crew spend long periods at sea, and therefore, we must maintain a certain standard in cleanliness, and discipline.

If you really want to be part of my crew, then you need recant all allegiance to your Gypsy nation and disavowal all indecent beliefs in sodomy and homosexuality (no offence) and just generally lift your game man! It is a hard thing for you to do, but if you call a Cypriot Helpline, then perhaps you can get some counselling and advice.

Good luck

Capt J Sparrow

That was pathetic...

Try to be a man for once!

Look man, I am a Pirate.

I suppose you are going to tell me that you 'Greeks' are real men now, and yet we still don't see 40,000 Spartan Warriors in Cyprus! The Turks would have no choice but to face you as they would be too busy having their backs to a wall.

Look at what has become of your silly nation of Scallywags man!

You know, Greece could still redeem its pitiful self.

Pirates are Fags and Jews.

http://www.amazon.com/Jewish-Pirates-Caribbean-Swashbuckling-Freedom/dp/0385513984

Historian and journalist Kritzler brings the political and religious ramifications of Caribbean pirating into a whole new context while explaining how the Jewish diaspora funded piracy to advance their religious (and financial) freedom in the New World. Through a deft combination of factual overview and anecdotes involving some of the more colorful figures of the time, Kritzler paints a unique picture of this perhaps over-exposed period of history. For centuries in Europe, Jews were shunted from country to country, exploited by penurious rulers for their financial acumen and promptly persecuted after the country became solvent (most egregiously in Spain). By financing piracy, the Jews ensured their own survival, as well as monopolizing the most lucrative income sources Europe had seen in centuries. While figures like Henry Morgan and Barbarossa will leap out at readers familiar with pirate lore, the little-known "pirate rabbi" Samuel Palache will excite just as much interest. Though Kritzler tends to leap from topic to topic, he covers an impressive interdisciplinary range-combining politics, economics and religion-that should satisfy fans of religious history and swashbuckling true stories.
Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.
From Booklist

Well I don't know about that. I'm certainly not convinced at all!

But what is proven is that Cypriots have a very proud history in Piracy.

http://www.phoenician.org/sea_peoples.htm

If the Jews were Pirates as well, then perhaps the Jews are ethnically related to Cypriots. This would make a lot of sense and is far more satisfying than being connected to the derelict nation of 'Greek' gypsies!

So maybe Jew = Cypriot

Which means that the DNA of Jesus Christ and the Virgin Mary must run through our veins. How about that?

[yialousa1971]

Phoenicians came from Crete, ie they were Minoans. Cypriots are Minoans/Mycenaeans, ie GREEKS! And most Jews come from Germany, Poland, Russia and Ukraine not Israel.

Btw GR is a dip stick, fool, moran etc.

[Capt J Sparrow]

Phoenicians came from Crete, ie they were Minoans. Cypriots are Minoans/Mycenaeans, ie GREEKS! And most Jews come from Germany, Poland, Russia and Ukraine not Israel.

Btw GR is a dip stick, fool, moran etc.

I think you're the dipstick, fool, and moron etc etc.

Now get out of my face you homosexual Greek gypsy.

I am a proud Cypriot Jamaican Pirate and I don't appreciate you associating me with a bunch of losers.

PS: The Minoans were Sea Peoples as well, therefore NOT Greek!

So Minoans = Cypriots = Jews

And yes, the Jews were from the area now known as Israel, until about 100AD, when they were ethnically cleansed by the Romans after an attempt to revolt.

And Jesus Christ, Mary, all the disciples, and John the Baptist were Jews. Get over it sissy!

[yialousa1971]

Phoenicians came from Crete, ie they were Minoans. Cypriots are Minoans/Mycenaeans, ie GREEKS! And most Jews come from Germany, Poland, Russia and Ukraine not Israel.

Btw GR is a dip stick, fool, moran etc.

I think you're the dipstick, fool, and moron etc etc.

Now get out of my face you homosexual Greek gypsy.

I am a proud Cypriot Jamaican Pirate and I don't appreciate you associating me with a bunch of losers.

PS: The Minoans were Sea Peoples as well, therefore NOT Greek!

So Minoans = Cypriots = Jews

And yes, the Jews were from the area now known as Israel, until about 100AD, when they were ethnically cleansed by the Romans after an attempt to revolt.

And Jesus Christ, Mary, all the disciples, and John the Baptist were Jews. Get over it sissy!

No, GR is a dip stick, fool, moran etc.

And Pirates are so gay:-

[kurupetos]

Phoenicians came from Crete, ie they were Minoans. Cypriots are Minoans/Mycenaeans, ie GREEKS! And most Jews come from Germany, Poland, Russia and Ukraine not Israel.

Btw GR is a dip stick, fool, moran etc.

I think you're the dipstick, fool, and moron etc etc.

Now get out of my face you homosexual Greek gypsy.

I am a proud Cypriot Jamaican Pirate and I don't appreciate you associating me with a bunch of losers.

PS: The Minoans were Sea Peoples as well, therefore NOT Greek!

So Minoans = Cypriots = Jews

And yes, the Jews were from the area now known as Israel, until about 100AD, when they were ethnically cleansed by the Romans after an attempt to revolt.

And Jesus Christ, Mary, all the disciples, and John the Baptist were Jews. Get over it sissy!

Welcome back Paphitis.

[Capt J Sparrow]

Phoenicians came from Crete, ie they were Minoans. Cypriots are Minoans/Mycenaeans, ie GREEKS! And most Jews come from Germany, Poland, Russia and Ukraine not Israel.

Btw GR is a dip stick, fool, moran etc.

I think you're the dipstick, fool, and moron etc etc.

Now get out of my face you homosexual Greek gypsy.

I am a proud Cypriot Jamaican Pirate and I don't appreciate you associating me with a bunch of losers.

PS: The Minoans were Sea Peoples as well, therefore NOT Greek!

So Minoans = Cypriots = Jews

And yes, the Jews were from the area now known as Israel, until about 100AD, when they were ethnically cleansed by the Romans after an attempt to revolt.

And Jesus Christ, Mary, all the disciples, and John the Baptist were Jews. Get over it sissy!

Welcome back Paphitis.

No, I am a Varoshioti as a matter of fact. A Cypriot Jamaican sea dog!

[Capt J Sparrow]

Phoenicians came from Crete, ie they were Minoans. Cypriots are Minoans/Mycenaeans, ie GREEKS! And most Jews come from Germany, Poland, Russia and Ukraine not Israel.

Btw GR is a dip stick, fool, moran etc.

I think you're the dipstick, fool, and moron etc etc.

Now get out of my face you homosexual Greek gypsy.

I am a proud Cypriot Jamaican Pirate and I don't appreciate you associating me with a bunch of losers.

PS: The Minoans were Sea Peoples as well, therefore NOT Greek!

So Minoans = Cypriots = Jews

And yes, the Jews were from the area now known as Israel, until about 100AD, when they were ethnically cleansed by the Romans after an attempt to revolt.

And Jesus Christ, Mary, all the disciples, and John the Baptist were Jews. Get over it sissy!

No, GR is a dip stick, fool, moran etc.

And Pirates are so gay:-

If this guy is a Greek gypsy then I will agree.

Everyone is given the benefit of doubt, whilst you have already opened your mouth and proven yourself to be a disgraced 'Greek' loser.