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[Capt J Sparrow]

Just in case you didn't know

Look mate, I don't mean to be rude or anything, but there is a Pirate Code that I need to adhere to.

Let me refer you to clause 3 of the code:

Clause 3 - Sodomy will not be tolerated. Such indecency is punishable by marooning.

That rules you out my Greek Gypsy Spartan shirt lifter.

I am really sorry, but my crew spend long periods at sea, and therefore, we must maintain a certain standard in cleanliness, and discipline.

If you really want to be part of my crew, then you need recant all allegiance to your Gypsy nation and disavowal all indecent beliefs in sodomy and homosexuality (no offence) and just generally lift your game man! It is a hard thing for you to do, but if you call a Cypriot Helpline, then perhaps you can get some counselling and advice.

Good luck

Capt J Sparrow

[supporttheunderdog]

That’s all for now… be excellent to each other and I'll see you soon. :wank:

OMG! No!

[Capt J Sparrow]

That’s all for now… be excellent to each other and I'll see you soon. :wank:

OMG! No!

This geezer don't work for the Crown?

Do I have reason to be concerned? He did say he hates Pirates!

[alexISS]

Just in case you didn't know

Look mate, I don't mean to be rude or anything, but there is a Pirate Code that I need to adhere to.

Let me refer you to clause 3 of the code:

Clause 3 - Sodomy will not be tolerated. Such indecency is punishable by marooning.

That rules you out my Greek Gypsy Spartan shirt lifter.

I am really sorry, but my crew spend long periods at sea, and therefore, we must maintain a certain standard in cleanliness, and discipline.

If you really want to be part of my crew, then you need recant all allegiance to your Gypsy nation and disavowal all indecent beliefs in sodomy and homosexuality (no offence) and just generally lift your game man! It is a hard thing for you to do, but if you call a Cypriot Helpline, then perhaps you can get some counselling and advice.

Good luck

Capt J Sparrow

That was pathetic...

Try to be a man for once!

[supporttheunderdog]

Just in case you didn't know

Can't be: Captain Jack Sparrow is talking sense.(IMHO)

[SSBubbles]

Just in case you didn't know

Johnny Depp is really Get Real? Now i have to meet him!

[Capt J Sparrow]

Just in case you didn't know

Look mate, I don't mean to be rude or anything, but there is a Pirate Code that I need to adhere to.

Let me refer you to clause 3 of the code:

Clause 3 - Sodomy will not be tolerated. Such indecency is punishable by marooning.

That rules you out my Greek Gypsy Spartan shirt lifter.

I am really sorry, but my crew spend long periods at sea, and therefore, we must maintain a certain standard in cleanliness, and discipline.

If you really want to be part of my crew, then you need recant all allegiance to your Gypsy nation and disavowal all indecent beliefs in sodomy and homosexuality (no offence) and just generally lift your game man! It is a hard thing for you to do, but if you call a Cypriot Helpline, then perhaps you can get some counselling and advice.

Good luck

Capt J Sparrow

That was pathetic...

Try to be a man for once!

Look man, I am a Pirate.

I suppose you are going to tell me that you 'Greeks' are real men now, and yet we still don't see 40,000 Spartan Warriors in Cyprus! The Turks would have no choice but to face you as they would be too busy having their backs to a wall.

Look at what has become of your silly nation of Scallywags man!

You know, Greece could still redeem its pitiful self.

[alexISS]

We've heard this shit from you before, it would be more interesting to expand on your newfound love of Israel and the USA

[fig head]

AH gotta love the forum, glad unkie GR is back whoop whoop let the spirit of the forum raise it was getting so doll and boring

[alexISS]

AH gotta love the forum, glad unkie GR is back whoop whoop let the spirit of the forum raise it was getting so doll and boring

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