Here is another local joke. (True Fact actually)
Kiti Community Council in Larnaca insist you pay for a cemetery plot (Kimitirio) if you own a property and are not a resident.
Hence if you own another property on the island and are choosing to pay a yearly fee for a cemetery plot at that location, it is of not of their concern.
So, I suggested to my children when I die to bury 1/2 my body at Kiti Cemetery and the other half at the other location!
This is a reasonable solution don't you think!
For enquirers to this matter contact a lady called Maria or her brother Costa (apparently in charge) at Kiti community council on 24422233 or email [email protected]