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Little Tommy's Dead Frog
One day, little Tommy wanders into the local brothel, dragging a dead frog on a piece of string along behind him (FX: thud thud thud etc.) He goes up to the woman at the front and says "Please, Miss, I'd like a girl please." "Go home, sonny" replies the proprietor, not unkindly, "you're too young yet for this."

Tommy reaches into his pocket and drags out a £50 note which he slaps on the desk and beams brightly. "Up the stairs, third door on the right" comes the reply as the £50 vanishes.

Tommy starts to climb the stairs, (Thud thud etc.) when he runs back again. "I forgot, this girl has got to have active herpes!" he cries."No way kid, all our girls are clean!" Tommy reaches into the other pocket and another £50 appears. "Ah, last door on the left..." he is told.

Tommy climbs the stairs, still dragging the dead frog on the string(thud thud thud), and some time later reappears. He waves to the woman at the front desk and is about to go out (avec frog) when she calls him back.

"I can understand curiosity at your age," she says, "but why the active herpes?"

"Well," says Tommy, "when I go home, the baby sitter will be there. I'll screw her before she goes home and she'll get the herpes. Later on, dad'll take her home and have her in the back of the Mercedes, and he'll get the herpes. Later on, he'll get back and jump on mummy and she will get the herpes too. In the morning, daddy'll go to work, the milkman will come and get in bed with mummy and he'll get the herpes andHE'S THE BASTARD WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!"



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Came across little Tommy story hope ya like it hehe

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you people doesnt appreciate my sense of humour what ya like !!!!!!!!!!

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you people doesnt appreciate my sense of humour what ya like !!!!!!!!!!

The old ones are the best, but when I heard it over 40 years ago it was the chauffeur that had run over the frog.

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you people doesnt appreciate my sense of humour what ya like !!!!!!!!!!

The old ones are the best, but when I heard it over 40 years ago it was the chauffeur that had run over the frog.

You rmemeber that far back??

[CBBB]

you people doesnt appreciate my sense of humour what ya like !!!!!!!!!!

The old ones are the best, but when I heard it over 40 years ago it was the chauffeur that had run over the frog.

You rmemeber that far back??

Easier than I remember 5 minutes ago!

[CBBB]

you people doesnt appreciate my sense of humour what ya like !!!!!!!!!!

The old ones are the best, but when I heard it over 40 years ago it was the chauffeur that had run over the frog.

You rmemeber that far back??

Easier than I remember 5 minutes ago!

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Easier than I remember 5 minutes ago!

[supporttheunderdog]

you people doesnt appreciate my sense of humour what ya like !!!!!!!!!!

The old ones are the best, but when I heard it over 40 years ago it was the chauffeur that had run over the frog.

You rmemeber that far back??

Easier than I remember 5 minutes ago!

I think that is known as CRAFT Syndrome,,,

[CBBB]

you people doesnt appreciate my sense of humour what ya like !!!!!!!!!!

The old ones are the best, but when I heard it over 40 years ago it was the chauffeur that had run over the frog.

You rmemeber that far back??

Easier than I remember 5 minutes ago!

I think that is known as CRAFT Syndrome,,,

What have processed cheese slices got to do with it?

[supporttheunderdog]

That was Kraft....