A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer and downs it in one, then peeks into the top pocket of his shirt.
And then he does this for a further 5 times.
On the sixth go the barman says "Hey buddy I've been looking at you and everytime you finish your beer you look into your pocket, whats that all about??"
Well its like this, I've got a picture of my wife and when she starts to look good I go Home!!!!!!!!!"