Hey, there's corn in my burger. I don't remember eating that
Tokyo Sewage seek solutions
Professor invents poo burger
Poo masks the taste of soya
THE ultimate test of any foodstuff is 'Would it kill a brown dog'?
So if you've ever seen a dog - brown or otherwise - turn, sniff and decide there's life in that loaf yet, you'll know that poo doesn't.
Japanese scientist Mitsuyuki Ikeda from the Okayama Laboratory certainly doesn't believe in human waste.
He thinks that's perfectly good protein you're sending out to sea, and he's found a way to extract it, mix it with steak sauce and create a faecal feast fit for a king.
And despite the downside of having to add soya to bind it all together, Prof Ikeda thinks there's no reason why we shouldn't all tuck into his turd burgers.