A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A. A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A. No one to talk to during orgasm.
Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the biggest tits?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.
Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.
Q. How can you tell a macho women?
A. She rolls her own tampons.
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