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the local Piss-pumper strikes again!

Postby supporttheunderdog » Thu May 12, 2011 4:29 am

I came at 05.00 to day from a buisiless trip to find a very smelly flow of fuid trickling down the street - yes the person at no 7 has once again pumped out his septic tank into the street.

What a nice welcome back!

I don't think the village mayor will be too pleased since it has washed the wheels of his car!
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Postby SKI-preo » Thu May 12, 2011 5:41 am

Poo in a paper bag then ignite it on Mr N0.7's front door step before doing a knock and run. Film it for us and post on youtube.
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Postby Sotos » Thu May 12, 2011 4:27 pm

Are you sure that he intentionally pumped it out? Maybe it just overflow?
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Postby supporttheunderdog » Thu May 12, 2011 7:10 pm

not a chance, not when it comes up-hill through a pipe fitted for the purpose and when one has heard the pump-motor running as the foul smelling liquid squirts into the street.
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Postby Bananiot » Thu May 12, 2011 7:56 pm

He's probably of Turkish descent sotos, Greek sh1t smells like roses.
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Postby supporttheunderdog » Thu May 12, 2011 8:05 pm

I dont give a Sh1t what the ethnic origins are!
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Postby CBBB » Thu May 12, 2011 8:08 pm

Anyone want to buy a pipe bomb?
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Postby Bananiot » Thu May 12, 2011 8:25 pm

You are not being resonable STUD! This is a serious matter.
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Postby supporttheunderdog » Thu May 12, 2011 11:00 pm

Of course I am not being reasonable: Why should I be when there is some c*nt pumping piss into the Street?

(I have in fact identified his next door neighbor has a similar pipe arrangement, so it loooks like we have pait of piss artists!!!)
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Postby SKI-preo » Fri May 13, 2011 4:30 am

I have in fact identified his next door neighbor


Did you give CSI Lemesos some stool samples for DNA analysis.

Ask to borrow his toilet by saying yours is blocked and the dump 20 kgs of quick drying cement in it. Otherwise place a $25 million Osama Bin Laden style bounty on his head.
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