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[supporttheunderdog]

I and my family will not be watching the wedding as we have something more important to do. We are having a birthday party for the Girlies.

Shame of you to post this. Yr msg is hereby copied to Her Majesty the Queen.-Tax authority will visit you soon.

Well if they want to hold a royal wedding on the same day as my girlies' party that's their problem....

[SSBubbles]

I think I hate painting even more than the Royal Wedding! Would rather watch it than paint!

That's why Mrs Jerry will be doing the painting whilst I hold the ladder with one hand and a drink in the other.

Do you think Mrs Jerry could come over and paint my house too please? She will have to be quick as it is getting hot over here

[SSBubbles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kav0FEhtLug

I love this

[Jerry]

I think I hate painting even more than the Royal Wedding! Would rather watch it than paint!

That's why Mrs Jerry will be doing the painting whilst I hold the ladder with one hand and a drink in the other.

Do you think Mrs Jerry could come over and paint my house too please? She will have to be quick as it is getting hot over here

Send me her air fare and she's on her way!

[CBBB]

WTF?

Monarch: Royal Wedding Couple Honeymooning in Cyprus?

Wednesday, April 27, 2011 11:05 AM

Couple spotted boarding Monarch flight to the birthplace of the Greek
goddess of love just days before the Royal Wedding

Apr. 27, 2011 (Business Wire) -- Prince William and Kate Middleton were reportedly seen boarding a Monarch Airlines flight to Paphos, Cyprus with just days to go until the Royal Wedding. As speculation builds on where the newlyweds will be honeymooning, rumours were rife that holidaymakers bearing a remarkable resemblance to the happy couple were spotted embarking on a recce trip with the fittingly named airline to the popular European holiday destination.

It was reported the couple were spotted boarding one of Monarch’s new flights to Paphos in Cyprus, famous for being the birthplace of Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love and beauty.

http://www.istockanalyst.com/business/n ... -in-cyprus

The peyians will be wetting themselves!

[SSBubbles]

Do you think Mrs Jerry could come over and paint my house too please? She will have to be quick as it is getting hot over here

Send me her air fare and she's on her way!

You seem keen to 'let her go'

[cyprusgrump]

Royal Wedding Drinking Game

1. If the Queen is on the screen you must be drinking. The woman has ruled the country for over 50 years, the least you can do is get destroyed in her honour.

2. Any time Prince Harry appears all players must produce a Nazi salute. The last player to do so must consume 5 fingers/mouthfuls for their poor reactions.

3. If Elton John is spotted, the last person to shout "Candle in the Wind" must drink 5.

4. Any time time parallels are drawn to the Diana and Charles wedding (or any previous Royal Wedding for that matter), by commentators or otherwise, all players must consume 3 fingers/mouthfuls of their drink.

5. We're British (or shall assume the role for the day), which means we're a simple folk who enjoy comforts such as bacon and beer. With this in mind then, what better way to greet our anthem than with a hearty chug. As a result when the National Anthem is playing, everyone must be stood up and drinking.

6. William will one day become king of this fine country, a fact that needs to be celebrated no? Every time the word "future" is said, in the mentioned context or not, an amount no less than 1 finger must be added to the "Future Kings Cup" by any player. This should then go in a clockwise direction from the first player to do so everytime future is mentioned, to ensure the cup has a good mix of drinks.

7. And following on from Rule 6, The last person to shout "God save the future King!" upon the proclamation of "I now pronounce you man and wife" has to down the Future King's Cup. I fear for those that are last here, I really do.

8. Prince Phillip has found a warm place in many of our hearts, his "Racist Grandad" appeal simply too hard too dislike. As a result, whenever he is shown independent of the Queen (to avoid complications with rule 1), the last player to shout "Bloody Foreigners" must drink 3 fingers. Penalties can be awarded for anyone who makes no attempt to imitate his accent.

9. Prime Ministers never tend to be popular but our current one is hated even by those standards. So to allow you all to "stick it to da man" whenever our fearless leader David Cameron appears on screen, the first player to shout "CUNT" is allowed to come up with a rule of their own. Enjoy your one chance at tyranny!

10. Whenever the union flag appears on screen, the first to shout "rule brittania" is bestowed with the honor of delegating four measures however they see fit, one for each nation of the UK. This can either be to single player, or spread amongst them. Make sure our great flag is honoured with the drinking it deserves!

[SSBubbles]

Anyone going to a 'street party' or the likes today?
Wonder if there are any Royal wedding day nerves

[Paphitis]

Anyone going to a 'street party' or the likes today?
Wonder if there are any Royal wedding day nerves

I think I'm going to be sick.

CG, can I borrow your bucket please?

[chedda]

It was the Royals that made Britain Great. I believe most took their responsibility seriously. However gone are the days when Kings where at the front leading into battle. I for one find them infinitely preferable over politicians, is anyone naive enough to think that democracy is more than a word ? You get to choose between 3 fools once every 3 years ?

I for one will be raising a glass and wishing them the best !

For Queen & Country !