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[joanna]

We are looking for someone to fill the role of Bodyguard for the owner of our company.

Suitable candidates must speak fluent Russian and English or Greek.
Must be physically fit, and have the build one would expect of a bodyguard.
Experience is preferred but not essential.

Please, only those who fit the description above need to apply. Only applications with CV shall be considered, and can be sent either by fax or email.

A very good remuneration package shall be offered to the successful candidate. This position is for immediate start.

email: [email protected]
fax: 25257344

[fig head]

mysterious scary birds count???

well, no muscles but defo a brain that can scare the muscles and a heart that doesnt admit feelings a word in a dictionary?

if interested whoop whoop i always wanted to be a bodyguard specially that i have kong fu moves....

[Raymanoff]

OK, 30 year old, 115kg, 190cm tall Russki Cypriot Guy? Physically fit Any good?
I have 7 suits, 10 ties, 5 pair of expensive shoes and some bodyguard looking sunglasses.
Fluent Greek, Cockney English and 3 dialects of Russian. I am looking for around 4500Eur per month.
15 years driving experience in Cyprus.
This is no joke

[B25]

OK, 30 year old, 115kg, 190cm tall Russki Cypriot Guy? Physically fit Any good?
I have 7 suits, 10 ties, 5 pair of expensive shoes and some bodyguard looking sunglasses.
Fluent Greek, Cockney English and 3 dialects of Russian. I am looking for around 4500Eur per month.
15 years driving experience in Cyprus.
This is no joke

Yes, but do you also have the balls that go with that job

Additional duties, pick hot Russian babes and deliver them to where ever. Bet you wife will be happy, but at 4.5k who gives a stuff a???

[Raymanoff]

all i am asking is to atleast match my current salary as i am tired of chasing clients for payments...
I know this company, its another FX trading company which will shine for 1-2 years and dissapear.

[vaughanwilliams]

OK, 30 year old, 115kg, 190cm tall Russki Cypriot Guy? Physically fit Any good?
I have 7 suits, 10 ties, 5 pair of expensive shoes and some bodyguard looking sunglasses.
Fluent Greek, Cockney English and 3 dialects of Russian. I am looking for around 4500Eur per month.
15 years driving experience in Cyprus.
This is no joke

You started driving at age 15?

[Raymanoff]

Yes, that includes a motorbike You may get back to your hole now

[B25]

Yes, that includes a motorbike You may get back to your hole now

Too right.

[vaughanwilliams]

Yes, that includes a motorbike You may get back to your hole now

Too right.

Have you "Greeks" got a hole fixation?

[joanna]

Thank you all very much for keeping my ad at the top of the pile.

Could we get back to the matter in hand though? Looking, as mentioned, for a Russian speaking bodyguard.

To Raymanof, thanks, but i was thinking more along the lines of about 1.5 - 2k, so i guess it wont interest you so much now.

No Russian babes involved, so that might put a few more of you off (not doing very well here are we?) , oh well, shall we just stick to what is actually included.

1. Competative pay package
2. 13th salary
3. Health insurance
4. Great working environment

What more can i say, someone is going to be very lucky in getting a pretty easy job. Our boss is only in the country for 1 week a month, so other than looking after him when he is here, the position wont involve a lot more.