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Postby Pale » Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:24 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Pale wrote:I think I got what I was looking for so thanks for the help.

...and thanks for the humour as well. LOL.

Seeing that you’re a desperate pussy, as a last resort you can always bend over to the minister of defense! Image


I'd rather hold your hand during the enrollment as yialousa1971 suggested. You up for it?
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Postby kurupetos » Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:28 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Pale wrote:I think I got what I was looking for so thanks for the help.

...and thanks for the humour as well. LOL.

Seeing that you’re a desperate pussy, as a last resort you can always bend over to the minister of defense! Image


It worked with you, didn't it?

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Postby kurupetos » Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:29 pm

Pale wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Pale wrote:I think I got what I was looking for so thanks for the help.

...and thanks for the humour as well. LOL.

Seeing that you’re a desperate pussy, as a last resort you can always bend over to the minister of defense! Image


I'd rather hold your hand during the enrollment as yialousa1971 suggested. You up for it?


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Postby Get Real! » Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:30 pm

Pale wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Pale wrote:I think I got what I was looking for so thanks for the help.

...and thanks for the humour as well. LOL.

Seeing that you’re a desperate pussy, as a last resort you can always bend over to the minister of defense! Image


I'd rather hold your hand during the enrollment as yialousa1971 suggested. You up for it?

Those two are pussy dodgers like you so the three of you should arrange a visit to the minister so he may take you in turn! :lol:
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Postby Get Real! » Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:32 pm

kurupetos wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Pale wrote:I think I got what I was looking for so thanks for the help.

...and thanks for the humour as well. LOL.

Seeing that you’re a desperate pussy, as a last resort you can always bend over to the minister of defense! Image


It worked with you, didn't it?

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Everyone has seen my NG parading photo butter boy so you’ve got a lot of catching up to do… :wink:
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Postby B25 » Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:34 pm

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Pale wrote:I've been told that even as maronite I have to do and I did a search on wikipedia and found that it was no longer optional for maronites since 2007.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conscription_in_Cyprus

My father was born in Lebanon, my grandfather too. My mother was born in England, her parents from Cyprus.


Obligation to serve goes through the male line only, up to grandfather, you don't have a Cy father or a Cy grandfather... and your mother's nationality isn't important... so on the answers, don't see why you should be obliged to serve.

One last question from moi... do you have CY citizenship???


Bill. it goes back 7 generations mate.
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Postby Get Real! » Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:36 pm

So have you done your NG service kurupetos?
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Postby AmericanGC » Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:36 pm

Stop being a little Bitch and do your service. Grow a set of balls and man up.
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Postby Pale » Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:45 pm

AmericanGC wrote:Stop being a little Bitch and do your service. Grow a set of balls and man up.


Do I even want to know what your idea of a man is?
I'm a productive person, I don't waste time and this is what going to the army is (in my opinion, I'm allowed to have one at least, yeah?). Heck, I'm moving out of Cyprus next year anyways, its pointless.

Get Real! wrote:
Pale wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Pale wrote:I think I got what I was looking for so thanks for the help.

...and thanks for the humour as well. LOL.

Seeing that you’re a desperate pussy, as a last resort you can always bend over to the minister of defense! Image


I'd rather hold your hand during the enrollment as yialousa1971 suggested. You up for it?

Those two are pussy dodgers like you so the three of you should arrange a visit to the minister so he may take you in turn! :lol:


Pussy dodger? Because I don't want to go the army? You do know you're more likely to get pussy OUT of the army than inside it, right? Well, I guess it depends on what you think pussy is.
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Postby bill cobbett » Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:50 pm

B25 wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:
Pale wrote:I've been told that even as maronite I have to do and I did a search on wikipedia and found that it was no longer optional for maronites since 2007.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conscription_in_Cyprus

My father was born in Lebanon, my grandfather too. My mother was born in England, her parents from Cyprus.


Obligation to serve goes through the male line only, up to grandfather, you don't have a Cy father or a Cy grandfather... and your mother's nationality isn't important... so on the answers, don't see why you should be obliged to serve.

One last question from moi... do you have CY citizenship???


Bill. it goes back 7 generations mate.


7 generations .......!!!! Jeeees , why that's prob all the way back to 1571!
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