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The Real Official Celebrity Chef Thread

Postby bill cobbett » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:11 pm

Beloved Forumers.... (...and CBBC)

Urge you all to be wary and on the look out for dodgy and scammy attempts to usurp Official and Internationally Recognised CF Recipes from unrecognised and illegal "chefs" from the southern suburbs of Free Nic.

So here is another Very Official and Suitably Revolutionary CF Recipe... for Pizza...

Nip down to a supermarket and pick up one of those useless, tasteless frozen or chilled pizzas.

Now to make the useless cheappo pizza so popular amongst the Carpetbaggers tasty...

Go in to the back of your fridges and pick out the stuff that's been lying in there for ages... things like bits of cheese, some halloumi and olives perhaps for a CY style pizza, salami, perhaps a few anchovies, a mouldy mushroom or two ... etc etc

Chop all these tasty extra ingredients up and sprinkle on to the Cheapskatee Pizza you picked up at the supermarket.

Bung in a hot oven for 20 minutes.

Then shove it in a microwave cos 20 min in an oven wasn't enough.

Slice up and enjoy.
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Re: The Real Official Celebrity Chef Thread

Postby quattro » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:17 pm

bill cobbett wrote:Beloved Forumers.... (...and CBBC)

Urge you all to be wary and on the look out for dodgy and scammy attempts to usurp Official and Internationally Recognised CF Recipes from unrecognised and illegal "chefs" from the southern suburbs of Free Nic.

So here is another Very Official and Suitably Revolutionary CF Recipe... for Pizza...

Nip down to a supermarket and pick up one of those useless, tasteless frozen or chilled pizzas.

Now to make the useless cheappo pizza so popular amongst the Carpetbaggers tasty...

Go in to the back of your fridges and pick out the stuff that's been lying in there for ages... things like bits of cheese, some halloumi and olives perhaps for a CY style pizza, salami, perhaps a few anchovies, a mouldy mushroom or two ... etc etc

Chop all these tasty extra ingredients up and sprinkle on to the Cheapskatee Pizza you picked up at the supermarket.

Bung in a hot oven for 20 minutes.

Then shove it in a microwave cos 20 min in an oven wasn't enough.

Slice up and enjoy.


Im off to PIZZA HUT................................ :shock:
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Postby kurupetos » Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:12 pm

Microwave pizza? What's next? MW sheftalia? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby CBBB » Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:47 pm

That's a recipe? For disaster possibly.

Dear forumers (apart from BillC), do not be fooled by this charlatan from the occupied territories of Norf' London who couldn't boil an egg properly even after following Delia "Let's be 'avin' you!" Smith's very explicit instructions in her book!
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Postby quattro » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:40 pm

CBBB wrote:That's a recipe? For disaster possibly.

Dear forumers (apart from BillC), do not be fooled by this charlatan from the occupied territories of Norf' London who couldn't boil an egg properly even after following Delia "Let's be 'avin' you!" Smith's very explicit instructions in her book!


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Postby Get Real! » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:42 pm

I’ll have you know that all the above individuals are fraudsters trying to lure you into Gypsy cooking to change your bastardized Charlie ethnic identity into an even more bastardized one! :evil:

But help is at hand so stick around to find out how I’ve combined the Cypriot and the British cuisines to create the finest of recipes for every occasion, in a brand new thread coming to a book store near you soon! 8)
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Postby kurupetos » Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:11 pm

Get Real! wrote:I’ll have you know that all the above individuals are fraudsters trying to lure you into Gypsy cooking to change your bastardized Charlie ethnic identity into an even more bastardized one! :evil:

But help is at hand so stick around to find out how I’ve combined the Cypriot and the British cuisines to create the finest of recipes for every occasion, in a brand new thread coming to a book store near you soon! 8)


not interested
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Re: The Real Official Celebrity Chef Thread

Postby SSBubbles » Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:12 pm

bill cobbett wrote:Beloved Forumers.... (...and CBBC)
Urge you all to be wary and on the look out for dodgy and scammy attempts to usurp Official and Internationally Recognised CF Recipes from unrecognised and illegal "chefs" from the southern suburbs of Free Nic.
So here is another Very Official and Suitably Revolutionary CF Recipe... for Pizza...Nip down to a supermarket and pick up one of those useless, tasteless frozen or chilled pizzas.Now to make the useless cheappo pizza so popular amongst the Carpetbaggers tasty...
Go in to the back of your fridges and pick out the stuff that's been lying in there for ages... things like bits of cheese, some halloumi and olives perhaps for a CY style pizza, salami, perhaps a few anchovies, a mouldy mushroom or two ... etc etcChop all these tasty extra ingredients up and sprinkle on to the Cheapskatee Pizza you picked up at the supermarket.
Bung in a hot oven for 20 minutes.Then shove it in a microwave cos 20 min in an oven wasn't enough.Slice up and enjoy.


What's wrong with the tried and tested method of 'ordering by phone'? :roll:
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Re: The Real Official Celebrity Chef Thread

Postby CBBB » Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:23 pm

SSBubbles wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:Beloved Forumers.... (...and CBBC)
Urge you all to be wary and on the look out for dodgy and scammy attempts to usurp Official and Internationally Recognised CF Recipes from unrecognised and illegal "chefs" from the southern suburbs of Free Nic.
So here is another Very Official and Suitably Revolutionary CF Recipe... for Pizza...Nip down to a supermarket and pick up one of those useless, tasteless frozen or chilled pizzas.Now to make the useless cheappo pizza so popular amongst the Carpetbaggers tasty...
Go in to the back of your fridges and pick out the stuff that's been lying in there for ages... things like bits of cheese, some halloumi and olives perhaps for a CY style pizza, salami, perhaps a few anchovies, a mouldy mushroom or two ... etc etcChop all these tasty extra ingredients up and sprinkle on to the Cheapskatee Pizza you picked up at the supermarket.
Bung in a hot oven for 20 minutes.Then shove it in a microwave cos 20 min in an oven wasn't enough.Slice up and enjoy.


What's wrong with the tried and tested method of 'ordering by phone'? :roll:


BillC doesn't do deliveries!
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Postby bill cobbett » Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:50 pm

CBBB wrote:That's a recipe? For disaster possibly.

Dear forumers (apart from BillC), do not be fooled by this charlatan from the occupied territories of Norf' London who couldn't boil an egg properly even after following Delia "Let's be 'avin' you!" Smith's very explicit instructions in her book!


Right that does it!!!!

A challenge to you and the Chroikitian and anyone else who wants to join in, we each knock up a recipe and let the forum decide by way of a suitably worded poll who should have the title Celebrity CF Chef.

Will you pick up the Oven Glove thrown at you????
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