Two sanitary pads were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the pads and tampons reached each other, one pad said to the other,
"Should we say hi to those 2 tampons?"
The other pad responded, "Err... nah... they're stuck up cunts."
As a woman I fiind this joke humerous and not offensive, but just remember some cunts can be really good ones, because tampons, well.... they go someplace nice.