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Why is Christofias in Israel?

Postby Get Real! » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:20 am

Why is Christofias in Israel?

a. To negotiate over the EEZs?

b. To acquire Israeli arms?

c. To arrange access to Israeli satellites?

d. To expand trade and tourism?

e. To conspire against Turkey in any way possible?

f. To request/arrange water desalinization expertise.

g. To request/arrange natural gas expertise.

h. To discuss EU matters/interests with respect to the ME.

i. To visit the Wailing Wall!


Let’s hear your take on the reason/s for his visit…
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Postby kurupetos » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:31 am

Last option. :lol:

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Postby Schnauzer » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:33 am

To make sure that any negotiations or agreements regarding any kind of settlement, fall in line with what Israel deems to be acceptable.

If it does not suit Israel, it will not happen. (imho) :wink:
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Postby CBBB » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:36 am

To be circumcised?
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Postby kurupetos » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:39 am

CBBB wrote:To be circumcised?


His vagina? :wink:
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Postby bill cobbett » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:45 am

Gone to the all-night bagel shop on the Via de la Rosa?
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Re: Why is Christofias in Israel?

Postby ZoC » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:45 am

Get Real! wrote:Why is Christofias in Israel?

a. To negotiate over the EEZs?

b. To acquire Israeli arms?

c. To arrange access to Israeli satellites?

d. To expand trade and tourism?

e. To conspire against Turkey in any way possible?

f. To request/arrange water desalinization expertise.

g. To request/arrange natural gas expertise.

h. To discuss EU matters/interests with respect to the ME.

i. To visit the Wailing Wall!


Let’s hear your take on the reason/s for his visit…


he could do with some lessons in chutzpah and support in political/media lobbying in europe and america.
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Postby supporttheunderdog » Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:13 am

He wanted a quick chance to get some duty frees, which he cannot do zipping arond most of Europe.
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Postby supporttheunderdog » Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:14 am

CBBB wrote:To be circumcised?


I thought he was congenitally uncircumciseable so he would remain a complete Pr*ck
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Re: Why is Christofias in Israel?

Postby Hermes » Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:15 am

Get Real! wrote:Why is Christofias in Israel?

a. To negotiate over the EEZs?

b. To acquire Israeli arms?

c. To arrange access to Israeli satellites?

d. To expand trade and tourism?

e. To conspire against Turkey in any way possible?

f. To request/arrange water desalinization expertise.

g. To request/arrange natural gas expertise.

h. To discuss EU matters/interests with respect to the ME.

i. To visit the Wailing Wall!


Let’s hear your take on the reason/s for his visit…


All of the above. It's nice to make new friends who have even bigger friends who can help you to undermine your enemies.
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