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[Get Real!]

Here's another one from the same site that seems to conflict the first...

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_p ... per-capita

[CBBB]

Here's another one from the same site that seems to conflict the first...

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_p ... per-capita

No I think that just means we let most of ours out! (like you(

[SSBubbles]

Oh thats it bang on about posts blah blah blah.
clearly you are showing signs of sever detoriation, in other words you are an old hag.
You bluntness wont get you anywhere my lovey.
Beat it and shut the door behind you eh, get my drift
Face it what you said was damn right stupid and unfair.
Wait for it......................................

Pap - you certainly have changed your tune! Who are trying to impress? (Is it CBBB? )

Sorry to disappoint you 'my lovey' but I am not an old hag, nor have I had anything severed (Did you possibly mean severe? )

By the way, your blatant misuse of the English language is rather comical! Pray, don't stop amusing us.

Tell me what part of my post was stupid or unfair? Can you disprove my suggestions? Do you actually understand what I have written or would you like me to write it in simpler terms? (I will have to ask my friend's toddler to assist! )

Actually, don't even bother to reply as I will need to see the doctor to have my sides stitched!

[CBBB]

Oh thats it bang on about posts blah blah blah.
clearly you are showing signs of sever detoriation, in other words you are an old hag.
You bluntness wont get you anywhere my lovey.
Beat it and shut the door behind you eh, get my drift
Face it what you said was damn right stupid and unfair.
Wait for it......................................

Pap - you certainly have changed your tune! Who are trying to impress? (Is it CBBB? )

Sorry to disappoint you 'my lovey' but I am not an old hag, nor have I had anything severed (Did you possibly mean severe? )

By the way, your blatant misuse of the English language is rather comical! Pray, don't stop amusing us.

Tell me what part of my post was stupid or unfair? Can you disprove my suggestions? Do you actually understand what I have written or would you like me to write it in simpler terms? (I will have to ask my friend's toddler to assist! )

Actually, don't even bother to reply as I will need to see the doctor to have my sides stitched!

Calm down Bubbles, British Cow Foaming With Mouth has obviously started on the "sauce" early today.

[SSBubbles]

Calm down Bubbles, British Cow Foaming With Mouth has obviously started on the "sauce" early today.

I enjoyed watching you on tv - your dishes looked yummy, but tell us, where was the Keo?
(Do you think you could put English sub-titles on please?)

[Get Real!]

Calm down Bubbles, British Cow Foaming With Mouth has obviously started on the "sauce" early today.

I enjoyed watching you on tv - your dishes looked yummy, but tell us, where was the Keo?
(Do you think you could put English sub-titles on please?)

Actually, I miss them British dinners like what Martin made… my compatriots didn’t appreciate it but I would’ve.

[Get Real!]

It’s funny but I quite like the British cuisine! Their Puddings too!

[CBBB]

Calm down Bubbles, British Cow Foaming With Mouth has obviously started on the "sauce" early today.

I enjoyed watching you on tv - your dishes looked yummy, but tell us, where was the Keo?
(Do you think you could put English sub-titles on please?)

The KEO was in my glass, except for the welcome drink on the first and third evenings. Despite all the efforts of the CYBC lot, I managed to get the KEO can in the frame for the whole of the main course in Friday's show. I did a deal with KEO beforehand, so I expect to collect on it!

As for English sub-titles, here is the summarised version a "Charlie" mate of mine in the UK did for the first episode.

"Martin Rodger -Company Head.



It was hilarious, its a pity it wasn't in English.



When he first spoke, it was so unintelligible that the commentator said,
"WHAT????".



The bit of paper was the menu of the, which the contestants get in advance.



His Greek was terrible, and it was all very Borat-like.



The commentator quipped, "Martin has arrived heavily loaded", making
reference to the two large bags he was carrying.



One contained the customary gift for the hostess, the other contained loads
of his own beers as he moaned that he did not drink wine.



A silence fell in the room as he walked straight in without acknowledging
any of the other contestants and sat straight down, and the commentator
said, "introduce yourself then!".



He also moaned about the strawberry champagne cocktail saying I don't like
strawberries and I don't like champagne.



As they where eating, one contestant asked what he was drinking and he
quipped, "I drink beer me!"



When he passed the tray of bread rolls across the table it nearly caught
fire on the candle and another contestant joked its just as well the
emergency service are close by.



He said that the meat in both the started was chewy and dry, and the hostess
notice that he didn't eat much of the main course, but Martin told her that
he wasn't really a big eater.



Little did she know that it was probably because of his false teeth.



Finally, the hostess described Martin as the "father" of the group as he was
the oldest, and most serious - nearly fell off my chair. "

The majority of this is a complete figment of my mates imagination!

[pretty-as-pink]

Oh thats it bang on about posts blah blah blah.
clearly you are showing signs of sever detoriation, in other words you are an old hag.
You bluntness wont get you anywhere my lovey.
Beat it and shut the door behind you eh, get my drift
Face it what you said was damn right stupid and unfair.
Wait for it......................................

Pap - you certainly have changed your tune! Who are trying to impress? (Is it CBBB? )

Sorry to disappoint you 'my lovey' but I am not an old hag, nor have I had anything severed (Did you possibly mean severe? )

By the way, your blatant misuse of the English language is rather comical! Pray, don't stop amusing us.

Tell me what part of my post was stupid or unfair? Can you disprove my suggestions? Do you actually understand what I have written or would you like me to write it in simpler terms? (I will have to ask my friend's toddler to assist! )

Actually, don't even bother to reply as I will need to see the doctor to have my sides stitched!

Calm down Bubbles, British Cow Foaming With Mouth has obviously started on the "sauce" early today.

You are both a pair of racist a***holes.
Cbbb, sadly it shows that you have never gotten over the post where I had to set the record straight and point it out that you are scottish as oppose to you claiming you are cypriot

[CBBB]

Oh thats it bang on about posts blah blah blah.
clearly you are showing signs of sever detoriation, in other words you are an old hag.
You bluntness wont get you anywhere my lovey.
Beat it and shut the door behind you eh, get my drift
Face it what you said was damn right stupid and unfair.
Wait for it......................................

Pap - you certainly have changed your tune! Who are trying to impress? (Is it CBBB? )

Sorry to disappoint you 'my lovey' but I am not an old hag, nor have I had anything severed (Did you possibly mean severe? )

By the way, your blatant misuse of the English language is rather comical! Pray, don't stop amusing us.

Tell me what part of my post was stupid or unfair? Can you disprove my suggestions? Do you actually understand what I have written or would you like me to write it in simpler terms? (I will have to ask my friend's toddler to assist! )

Actually, don't even bother to reply as I will need to see the doctor to have my sides stitched!

Calm down Bubbles, British Cow Foaming With Mouth has obviously started on the "sauce" early today.

You are both a pair of racist a***holes.
Cbbb, sadly it shows that you have never gotten over the post where I had to set the record straight and point it out that you are scottish as oppose to you claiming you are cypriot

If I could be arsed I would scan my ID Card and post it for you so that you could see that I am a Cypriot, but I can't be arsed.