the big match is on... who do u back?
they say there's no honour amongst thieves... yes folks the turd reich and the tc northern latriners are now on a collision course: a fight to the finish over the spoils of invasion.
Firm favourites are turkey, with their attacking prowess, strength in depth, ruthlessness and propensity to shoot on sight. on the downside 'the turds' (as they're affectionately called) are away from home, and have yet to recover from a recent bruising encounter with the yid army.
rank outsiders (emphasis on rank) the tcs are in a corner and face certain relegation to obsurity if they don't put up a fight. they're supposedly on home soil, although more than half the squad is on loan from the turds, and therefore ineligible to play. 'the latriners' (as they're affectionately called) don't have much of a defense and have never played this game before, preferring to sit on the side lines. long odds make them worth a punt.
So who do you back and why?
• turkey (evens)
• turkish cypriots (9 to 1)