the let's-give-it-all-to-greecers
main proponents: klik, lit, clit, lick, piratis
"we're too small and insignificant to be anything other than ancient spartans."
Actually ancient Sparta in its own time was more important than Cyprus will ever be. I would fully support a truly independent Cyprus, however Cyprus is way too small (and in a strategic location) to be truly independent.
Therefore it is better to choose to unite with those with whom we have something in common (or a lot in common in the case of the other Greeks), rather than be left alone and ruled by those who have no respect to democracy, our human rights or any of the other values which are important to us. This is why we united with EU. We didn't "give" Cyprus to EU, we united with EU because we believe that this will serve our own interests. The same would be the case if we united with the rest of Greece in the 50s, as it happened with all other Greek islands.