Guy in antiques shop, picks up a brass cat and asks the man how much he wants for it, to which he replies “50 Euro for the cat and 50 Euro for its story”
The guy decides to take the cat but not the story.
On leaving the man notices some cats following him. By the time he gets to a nearby river there are thousands of cats following, so he throws the brass cat in the river and all the cats jump in and drown.
The guy goes back to the shop and the shopkeeper says “ I knew you’d be back for the story”
The guy says, “Fuck the story, have you got a brass Turk”
The Brass Cat
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The Brass Cat
by psycho » Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:19 pm
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