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[bill cobbett]

The Unofficial CF Awards For 2010 Ceremony (any similarities to other CF Awards scams run by GR are coincidentall)

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We've finished counting all my votes.... and we are delighted to be able to bring you the results of the Unofficial No One Is Safe 2010 CF Awards, which will feature the highs and lows of the past year.

Lucky winners will be taking away our auspicious and highly prized CY Symbol, which in keeping with a similar awards ceremony that takes place in the USA, we have given a name.... Roger ...

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(Do feel free to contribute your own nominations etc ... )

To start us off, cos they're a couple of Good Sports, our first CF Award is for the Most Incomprehensible Poster Category, and as you can imagine there were an awful lot of those but the Nominations for Most Incomprehensible Poster for 2010 are...

Repulse "have you read my manifesto" Warrior, who fled for his life in 74 from an old village in the Occupied North chased by the Turkish Army, and past winner of this award in every year it has been awarded ....

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Relative newcomer Schnauzer who fled for his life from the Naafi in Dhekaia in 74 when it came to his round, chased by some big members of the SAS.

...and the winner of a Roger for Most Incomprehensible Poster of 2010 is...........OMG!.........there's been a usurping.....

It'.......SssssssssssSchnauzer!

Thank you.... thank you....

If we could have your acceptance speech later mate.... in less than 1,000 words of no more than three syllables each, in bog standard English.

We'll be back later with more CF 2010, after this message from one of our sponsors...






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[Get Real!]

(any similarities to other CF Awards scams run by GR are coincidentall)

Damn! I've been exposed!

[bill cobbett]

The Unofficial CF Awards For 2010 Ceremony Part 2

Moving on to an award for recognition (oops) of services in the black arts of the publishing field our next award is the CF 2010 Propagandist of The Year Award.

The nominations are ..... Halil of Bayrak and ......ooh you naughty lot... and moi BillC of Baycrap.

....and the winner of the Propagandist of the Year is ..... oh ...... it's Halil of Bayrak.

Well done Halil, very well deserved, if may say so, ....don't forget to pick up your Roger ...... and an acceptance speech later please.

We'll be back after this message...


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[CBBB]

My nominations for the category of most maligned by their own community are Bananiot and Kikapu!

I will allow Bill C to read out the winner.

I would also like to thank Bill C for nominating me for the special services to CF Roger Rabbit award.

[Schnauzer]

Well now, how to respond to the request of "bill cobbett" and at the same time adhere to the strict restrictions such request imposes upon me?.

I must initially protest the title 'Most Incomprehensible Poster' since (as far as I am aware) my contributions have seldom (if ever) justified such description to any who have a reasonable command of the English language.

However, I readily accept (after considering "bill cobbett's" restrictions) that there are those members who may indeed be a little perplexed by the style of my writings, thus I feel I should apologize for my apparent lack of consideration together with my assurance that such lack is quite unintentional.

The task of presenting a written response in the manner suggested by "bill cobbett", is something of a challenge since 'Bog Standard English' is quite alien to me, it is also (in my considered opinion) an insult to the language when one purposely seeks to demean it by introducing 'Slang Terms' as substitutes for correct English.

I have often attempted to introduce a little levity (never brevity) in my postings, they have sometimes been met with disapproval and I can accept that perhaps MY sense of humour is at odds with that of other members, however, I do feel that ignorant and offensive/abusive responses are far more detrimental to the integrity of the sender than they are to the recipient.

Perhaps my clumsy attempts to translate the utterances of 'Jimmy Light' might be more acceptable to members, "C'or blimey Guvna, d'ya fink it'd be bleed'in be'ah to tork in bog English ?", unfortunately, even the views of 'Jimmy' and his worthy 'Brotherhood' have been met with some disapproval, such a terrible shame since he is a 'Natural Gentleman'.

He will 'Fart' anywhere.

[CBBB]

Well now, how to respond to the request of "bill cobbett" and at the same time adhere to the strict restrictions such request imposes upon me?.

I must initially protest the title 'Most Incomprehensible Poster' since (as far as I am aware) my contributions have seldom (if ever) justified such description to any who have a reasonable command of the English language.

However, I readily accept (after considering "bill cobbett's" restrictions) that there are those members who may indeed be a little perplexed by the style of my writings, thus I feel I should apologize for my apparent lack of consideration together with my assurance that such lack is quite unintentional.

The task of presenting a written response in the manner suggested by "bill cobbett", is something of a challenge since 'Bog Standard English' is quite alien to me, it is also (in my considered opinion) an insult to the language when one purposely seeks to demean it by introducing 'Slang Terms' as substitutes for correct English.

I have often attempted to introduce a little levity (never brevity) in my postings, they have sometimes been met with disapproval and I can accept that perhaps MY sense of humour is at odds with that of other members, however, I do feel that ignorant and offensive/abusive responses are far more detrimental to the integrity of the sender than they are to the recipient.

Perhaps my clumsy attempts to translate the utterances of 'Jimmy Light' might be more acceptable to members, "C'or blimey Guvna, d'ya fink it'd be bleed'in be'ah to tork in bog English ?", unfortunately, even the views of 'Jimmy' and his worthy 'Brotherhood' have been met with some disapproval, such a terrible shame since he is a 'Natural Gentleman'.

He will 'Fart' anywhere.

A well deserved win!

[Bananiot]

My nominations for the category of most maligned by their own community are Bananiot and Kikapu!

I will be happy to share with Kikapu. Split Roger 82-18, a fair deal I think.

[B25]

My nominations for the category of most maligned by their own community are Bananiot and Kikapu!

I will be happy to share with Kikapu. Split Roger 82-18, a fair deal I think.

You just mucked up, again, try offering that to your chums and see what comes back.

[Bananiot]

Hm, a fascist without humour, can it get worse?

[Liberty]

My nominations for the category of most maligned by their own community are Bananiot and Kikapu!

I will be happy to share with Kikapu. Split Roger 82-18, a fair deal I think.

Kikapu might want to keep Roger intact.