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Postby bill cobbett » Sat Jan 29, 2011 4:23 am

The Unofficial CF Awards For 2010 Ceremony Part 4

:D

Welcome back Forumers.

Our next award is for .... Moderatrix of 2010... and there can only one winner of this award........... It'ssssssssss our La.....na

....... and she's given up a shopping trip to be with us tonight.

Hi Lana, great you've joined us tonight, and can take the liberty of saying that's a great outfit.

"Yes it was made exclusively for me by Dungeon Master of Paphos."

... and you've brought your cat. What's its name again?

"It's Yialoser"

Curious name for a cat Lana.

It is Yialoser you idiot.

Oh... well if may present you with your Roger

"What is this Cobbett you fool!!!"

Ouch, that hurt.... ouch... will you stop that......ouch!!! Yialoser get her off me!!!!

"Miaou"



We'll be back ... ouch.... back after this... ouch... message.... and as soon as can get these hand-cuffs off.... ouch!



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Postby Svetlana » Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:13 am

Dear Bill

May the snows of Ура́льские го́ры (the Ural Mountains) never fall upon your head.

(18th century CF motto)


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Postby bill cobbett » Sat Jan 29, 2011 7:02 pm

The Unofficial CF Awards For 2010 Ceremony Part 5

Thanks for that very nice speech Lana.

Moving on to the Much Coveted Award for 2010 CF Woman of the Year.

Pretty long list of nominations for this cos don't want to get beaten up...

Here are the nominations...

Gxxmxn
Oxxcxe
Figgy
Liberty
Daniella
Bubboulia
Fighead
Filitsa
Pretty
Emma
Ruby
Natty
DT

and we'll have the result after the break and this message...


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Postby DT. » Sat Jan 29, 2011 8:23 pm

bill cobbett wrote:The Unofficial CF Awards For 2010 Ceremony Part 5

Thanks for that very nice speech Lana.

Moving on to the Much Coveted Award for 2010 CF Woman of the Year.

Pretty long list of nominations for this cos don't want to get beaten up...

Here are the nominations...

Gxxmxn
Oxxcxe
Figgy
Liberty
Daniella
Bubboulia
Fighead
Filitsa
Pretty
Emma
Ruby
Natty
DT

and we'll have the result after the break and this message...


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WTF? :shock:
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Postby bill cobbett » Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:17 pm

The Unofficial CF Awards For 2010 Ceremony Part 6

Welcome back boys and gir..... ouch!.... 'fess up .... who threw the mouldy Orange?

Dangerous business doing these Awards and nothing more dangerous than choosing the winner of the CF Woman of the Year, but with a deft bit of CF deviousness, during which you will see that at no time do my hands leave the ends of my wrists, there can only be one winner of the CF Woman of the Year for 2010, and it's..................
None Of The Above

so for her devotion to duty....

It has to be SOSage for looking after our Kafenes.

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Postby denizaksulu » Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:29 pm

bill cobbett wrote:The Unofficial CF Awards For 2010 Ceremony Part 6

Welcome back boys and gir..... ouch!.... 'fess up .... who threw the mouldy Orange?

Dangerous business doing these Awards and nothing more dangerous than choosing the winner of the CF Woman of the Year, but with a deft bit of CF deviousness, during which you will see that at no time do my hands leave the ends of my wrists, there can only be one winner of the CF Woman of the Year for 2010, and it's..................
None Of The Above

so for her devotion to duty....

It has to be SOSage for looking after our Kafenes.

:D


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No doubt SOSage deserves the top award but of a special category yet to be created.
Cant over-ride 'the nominated'.

To SOSage the 'FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE' AWARD and may I be the first to congratulate SOSage. :lol:
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Postby Get Real! » Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:46 pm

This must be the most bizarre CF Awards ever… and to think he called mine scams!

Why you little…. &%#@$!^%*&!

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Postby bill cobbett » Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:50 pm

denizaksulu wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:The Unofficial CF Awards For 2010 Ceremony Part 6

Welcome back boys and gir..... ouch!.... 'fess up .... who threw the mouldy Orange?

Dangerous business doing these Awards and nothing more dangerous than choosing the winner of the CF Woman of the Year, but with a deft bit of CF deviousness, during which you will see that at no time do my hands leave the ends of my wrists, there can only be one winner of the CF Woman of the Year for 2010, and it's..................
None Of The Above

so for her devotion to duty....

It has to be SOSage for looking after our Kafenes.

:D


Back later, after this important message...

Soon Bringing You Standing Class To LCA...

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No doubt SOSage deserves the top award but of a special category yet to be created.
Cant over-ride 'the nominated'.

To SOSage the 'FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE' AWARD and may I be the first to congratulate SOSage. :lol:


The Unofficial CF Awards For 2010 Ceremony Part 7

Well in which case and we do have to listen to Wise Counsel from a Much Older Member...

To set the Unofficial Record Straight SoSage is promoted to the Florence Nightingale Award... which leaves the very dangerous task of choosing from the nominated.... oh dear ....

In which case for her impact over the past year the Winner of CF Woman Of The Year is G........(what's up GR? Our Oxxcxeyes... fifth cousin, six times removed? your aunt phoned? Oh, alright then, jees!)...

is Our Oxxcxe.

(am reminded must do the Lifetime Achievement Award soon)
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Postby bill cobbett » Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:58 am

The Unofficial & Proudly Bizarre CF Awards For 2010 Ceremony Part 7

:D

Where were we? Oh yes, as promised the Unofficial CF Award for Lifetime Achievement..... :lol: ......

The predictable nominations are for...

Miltiades
Deniz
Insan

...and given that the first two live South of The River and to give Insan credit for putting up with CF for all these years and still coming back for more, the winner is....

well, it's Insan

Acceptance speech please Insan without refering to consic...consacilo... that word i can't pronounce.

Back later in the week with more awards (and don't worry F, am saving the best for last)

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Postby Filitsa » Wed Feb 02, 2011 3:09 am

bill cobbett wrote:The Unofficial CF Awards For 2010 Ceremony Part 5

Thanks for that very nice speech Lana.

Moving on to the Much Coveted Award for 2010 CF Woman of the Year.

Pretty long list of nominations for this cos don't want to get beaten up...

Here are the nominations...

Gxxmxn
Oxxcxe
Figgy
Liberty
Daniella
Bubboulia
Fighead
Filitsa
Pretty
Emma
Ruby
Natty
DT
and we'll have the result after the break and this message...


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:lol: (with all due respect to DT)
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