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[fig head]

What about me

can i be awarded the CF free spirit ? or CF Nut mixer ?? anything i never been awarded before (other than the awards that you wont be interested knowing about :p) ??

i can be also quite happy with the poet of CF ??

[CBBB]

I am sure that Bill C has something special in mind for you figgy.

[fig head]

I am sure that Bill C has something special in mind for you figgy.

yay

[Get Real!]

I am sure that Bill C has something special in mind for you figgy.

Yeah, like the “Debbie does Paphos” award…

[fig head]

I am sure that Bill C has something special in mind for you figgy.

Yeah, like the “Debbie does Paphos” award…

you need a proper knock on the head re GR !!!

P.s how do you know about Debbie i hear you used to work together ??

[Schnauzer]

Well now, how to respond to the request of "bill cobbett" and at the same time adhere to the strict restrictions such request imposes upon me?.

I must initially protest the title 'Most Incomprehensible Poster' since (as far as I am aware) my contributions have seldom (if ever) justified such description to any who have a reasonable command of the English language.

However, I readily accept (after considering "bill cobbett's" restrictions) that there are those members who may indeed be a little perplexed by the style of my writings, thus I feel I should apologize for my apparent lack of consideration together with my assurance that such lack is quite unintentional.

The task of presenting a written response in the manner suggested by "bill cobbett", is something of a challenge since 'Bog Standard English' is quite alien to me, it is also (in my considered opinion) an insult to the language when one purposely seeks to demean it by introducing 'Slang Terms' as substitutes for correct English.

I have often attempted to introduce a little levity (never brevity) in my postings, they have sometimes been met with disapproval and I can accept that perhaps MY sense of humour is at odds with that of other members, however, I do feel that ignorant and offensive/abusive responses are far more detrimental to the integrity of the sender than they are to the recipient.

Perhaps my clumsy attempts to translate the utterances of 'Jimmy Light' might be more acceptable to members, "C'or blimey Guvna, d'ya fink it'd be bleed'in be'ah to tork in bog English ?", unfortunately, even the views of 'Jimmy' and his worthy 'Brotherhood' have been met with some disapproval, such a terrible shame since he is a 'Natural Gentleman'.

He will 'Fart' anywhere.

A well deserved win!

"Vielen dank mein freund"

[Get Real!]

I am sure that Bill C has something special in mind for you figgy.

Yeah, like the “Debbie does Paphos” award…

you need a proper knock on the head re GR !!!

P.s how do you know about Debbie i hear you used to work together ??

You mean, I wish we worked together!

Especially on the set…

[Get Real!]

As a follow-up to...



More great porn movies to lookout for…

“Grumpy does Pissouri!”

“Kafenes does Cyprus hospitals!”

“Halil does demarcation line guards!”

“Bananiot does CyProb officials!”

“DT does stewardesses!”

[CBBB]

As a follow-up to...



More great porn movies to lookout for…

“Grumpy does Pissouri!”

“Kafenes does Cyprus hospitals!”

“Halil does demarcation line guards!”

“Bananiot does CyProb officials!”

“DT does stewardesses!”.

....and "GRs self abuse"

[bill cobbett]

Not The CF Awards 2010Part 3

Respect to Schnauzer for the accepting a Roger in good grace.

Halil, when you're ready, an acceptance speech pleeeeeeeese.

Figgy et al.... yes, ok be patient, all will get something.

Now to move on to the very sought after by the World's Press... the CF Award For Veriteee and Actualiteee in News Reporting for which the following are nominated...

Journal Of Agricultural Harvests In The Soviet Union
Reports On Weapons Of Mass Destruction in Iraq By The CIA
Malcolm C's "n"C"f"Press
The Cyprus Wail

.... and the very deserving winner is the Cyprus Wail

.... and to accept the Roger on behalf of the Wail we have the Owner and Editor on a video link.... so here is ..... oh.... (GR have you got this right?).... it's a Mr Ali Pasha Mehmet Bin Halilli ...

"Hello CF! ....... This is Ankara calling... you Rums are fecked ha ha ha ha"

Thank you Mr Hallili. Moving on our next Roger is for Sence of Humour By Admins Of Cyprus Forums, for which there can only be one winner...

Malcolm C of "north"Cyprus"free"Press for that avatar he has allocated Our Milti.


We''ll be back after this message...


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