female assistant referees...
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female assistant referees...
by ZoC » Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:58 pm
have a hard enough job as it is without dinosaurs like andy gray undermining them...
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by bill cobbett » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:09 pm
Hope none of the scummy sexist lot are gonna mention such things as smaller brains and the off-side rule.
sod it! , like what have just done.
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by ZoC » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:15 pm
bill cobbett wrote:Hope none of the scummy sexist lot are gonna mention such things as smaller brains and the off-side rule.
can u explain the offside rules to oracle, bill? stop her getting caught again...
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by RichardB » Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:45 pm
Offside rule for O explained
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!
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