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by **miltiades** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:12 am

As I understand it in Stroumbi the Great the average size of ALL penises is about 14" . Don't all rush there now will you !

by **Archimedes** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:45 pm

Get Real! wrote:

Discuss!

rob lifter voltaire told me about you

by **Get Real!** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:47 pm

Archimedes wrote:
Get Real! wrote:

Discuss!

rob lifter voltaire told me about you

People please! Stop looking under my robe!

by **pretty-as-pink** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:53 pm

Who is this newbie member, they are kina freakin me out

by **insan** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:13 am

Mine is a bit longer and larger than the average... ı'm very happy with it and take a very good care of it on daily basis...

... but what about the size or shape or the look, colour etc of the vagina? :lol:

A healthy vagina is as clean and pure as a carton of yoghurt says Dr Hillier from the Magee-Woman`s hospital in Pittsburgh. The vagina is by no means dirty as some would have it. A healthy vagina is a self regulating system and would you believe is cleaner than the mouth and bum. The vaginal ecosystem is a jointly beneficial partnership between the vagina itself and the micro-organisms that exist here. The vagina is filled with bacteria, however all good and destroys the bad bacteria out of the reproductive system. The good bacteria known as lactobacilli are the same organisms contained in yoghurt. In a healthy vagina these lactobacilli maintain an acidic environment - around 3.8 - 4.5 pH.

http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Tell-I ... id=1920540

I like pure pink or pinkish, fresh, short lips ones... mmmm l***ing it is as healthy as eating a portion of yoghurt made of sheep milk... :lol:

by **SKI-preo** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:47 am

Is that how your vagina is?

by **Get Real!** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:02 am

insan wrote:Mine is a bit longer and larger than the average...

The word “average” of course being relative as you may have just arrived from a lovely holiday in Korea!

ı'm very happy with it and take a very good care of it on daily basis...

"Taking good care of it on a daily basis" of course also being relative, as for some it means washing but for most means wanking!

by **Get Real!** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:19 am

Has anyone ever heard of the Archimedes Penis Enlargement System? (APES)

Apparently, it was invented by the ancient Greeks who had tired of the usual turn-based system and were looking for a technological breakthrough in pleasure acquisition!

An ancient Greek about to insert his penis for enlargement…

One of the last remaining devices fell in the hands of the Taliban…

As I was saying… the idea was to secure the penis’ head with a clamp at the edge of the device and proceed to rotate the giant screw inside the cylinder which would then gradually stretch the penis to gargantuan levels!

An artist’s impression…

by **Filitsa** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:38 am

Oracle wrote:Isn't there some reciprocal relationship between penis size and cranial capacity?

They're one and the same. Case in point:

Get Real! wrote:
I may not be 100% Cypriot after all!

I’m WAY above that average!

Quick to sell out Choirokitia for his choirino. :lol:

by **Get Real!** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:39 am

Filitsa wrote:
Oracle wrote:Isn't there some reciprocal relationship between penis size and cranial capacity?

They're one and the same. Case in point:

Get Real! wrote:
I may not be 100% Cypriot after all!

I’m WAY above that average!

Quick to sell out Choirokitia for his choirino.

Why thank you! :oops:

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