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by **vaughanwilliams** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:05 pm

There was a young man from Kent,
Whose knob was exceedingly bent.
To save himself trouble,
he tucked it in double,
and instead of "cumming" he "went".

by **Kikapu** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:38 pm

I always admired the size of my penis when ever I look at myself naked in front of the mirror.

I have one of those mirrors with an inscriptions on the side of the mirror which states, "Objects appear larger than they actually are"!!! :lol:

by **pretty-as-pink** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:53 pm

Kikapu wrote:I always admired the size of my penis when ever I look at myself naked in front of the mirror.

I have one of those mirrors with an inscriptions on the side of the mirror which states, "Objects appear larger than they actually are"!!!

Oh you mean the wing mirror on the side of your car?
Blimey they are small mirrors, lucky for you :lol:

by **supporttheunderdog** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:31 pm

Jerry wrote:Would a person with two penises (peni ?), diphallic terata, add together the combined length of both appendages to boost his score?

Gives new meaning to "two heads are better than one"

http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q= ... CEAQsAQwBg

Did you hear about the man with 5 willies?

His condoms fittted him like a Glove.

by **pretty-as-pink** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:37 pm

Was one of them the size of a thumb!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Great joke

by **supporttheunderdog** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:19 pm

Is there any lady out there who cannot tell the difference between a chicken leg and a penis?

by **supporttheunderdog** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:42 pm

A man went into bar.
Sat in the corner was Donkey, Crying its eyes out. Hanging from its neck was a notice:

" £100 to stop the Donkey crying"

Every now and then someone would go up to the Donkey and tell it a joke, but to no avail.

The man thought for a bit, and asked the bar man if the offer was real. After being assured it was, he walked up to the Donkey, and whispered in its ear. The Donkey began to laugh.

The man went up to the bar and demanded the cash. The barman asked how he did it, but the man declined to answer.

A few weeks later the man went back to the bar: there was the Donkey, still laughing, this time with a new notice round its neck

"£100 to stop the donkey laughing".

The man again checked if the offer was valid, and upon confirmation it was he walked up to the Donkey, and stood there for a few seconds

The Donkey Burst intio tears.

The man claimed the money, but the bar man was very reluctant to hand it over without knowing how the man had taken £200 off him The man relented and explained.

"Well, the first time I came in I told the Donkey I had a bigger Dick than him:

The second time I showed him it was true...."