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Dear Deirdre..

Postby BigDutch » Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:07 pm

From Gavin of London:

"I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Cardiff. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand centre on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancé utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager.

I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin. My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being Welsh?"
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Re: Dear Deirdre..

Postby demetriou_74 » Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:47 pm

BigDutch wrote:From Gavin of London:

"I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Cardiff. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand centre on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancé utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager.

I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin. My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being Welsh?"


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Postby brother » Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:59 pm

In a sick and twisted sort of way it is a little funny i guess. :)
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Postby dms007 » Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:38 pm

wow that was a really good one! :lol:
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Postby ChomskyFan » Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:58 pm

Was that actually a real letter?
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Postby brother » Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:00 pm

I don't think so but if it does turn out to be real i bet they are the 'munsters' family :lol: :lol:
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Postby gabaston » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:47 am

like it :twisted: :lol: :twisted:
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Dear Deirdrie

Postby stripey » Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:59 pm

My brother in law is also Welsh. Bloody great joke he is too!!! :lol:
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Postby BirKibrisli » Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:25 am

Vow,what an interesting family Gavin of London has.
Can someone send me his email address????? :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Postby stripey » Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:31 pm

No e mail address is available, but you can contact him care of `The Conservative Party headquarters` UK. :)
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