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A little girl was talking to the teacher about whales.
The teacher said that nature is impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal, the throat is very small.
The little girl stated that the whale had swallowed Jonah.
Annoyed the teacher insisted that a whale could not swallow a human.

Then the little girl said, "When I go to heaven, it will ask Jonah."
And the teacher asked her "What if Jonah has gone underside hell;"
And the short answer "Then you ask him yourself!"


The children were all photographed and the teacher was trying to persuade them to buy a group photo.

"Consider how nice that would be when you grow up seeing this picture and say" Here is Joanna, a lawyer "or " Michael, is a doctor. "

A little voice was heard from the depth of the class "And the teacher is dead."


A teacher explained the children the bloodstream. Trying to make it more understandable said, "Now children, if you stand with your head down, as you know, blood will roll over there and my face would turn red.

"Yes," said it all.

"Then why when I stand upright properly, the blood does not run on my feet;"

And a few shouted, "because your feet are not empty"