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'The Philosophical Itinerant'

Postby Schnauzer » Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:12 am

Quite recently, a new member passed certain remarks which I considered to be absolutely uncalled for, since they were directed at an acquaintance of mine that I have known for many years.

This acquaintance , 'Jimmy Light', is not a member of the forum but has been mentioned severally during discussions here.

For the benefit of those who have no knowledge of the man, I would like to briefly inform you of his background and current circumstances, hoping that such information will discourage unfair criticism of a person who (as a non-member) is not in a position to defend himself.

Jimmy Light is (as he likes to refer to himself) 'A Gentleman of the Road' and his resourcefulness and courage particularly in the face of adversity are qualities to be admired, NOT ridiculed.

Jimmy recently visited Cyprus, he was very well received by anyone he encountered during his stay and has expressed his thanks (through me) on this forum and to many others that I have contacted on his behalf.

Jimmy is currently in the Kensington area of London where he is also very well received.

Which brings me to the point where I feel it is quite in order to discuss (with full permission) certain characteristics of one of HIS many and multi-national associates, Isaac Koch (previously Isaac Snitzmandorf) and (as he describes himself) "A Jew who has seen the Light" (referring of course to the goodness and integrity of Jimmy).

Isaac has a very 'Plotzing' (as he calls it) problem, he cannot decide whether it would be more advantageous for him to be 'King of the Schnorrers' OR 'A Schnorrer among Kings', such is his dilemma, he often has to rely upon the generosity of his companions for his sustenance, he is considered to be a little on the 'Crafty Side' by Jimmy and others BUT, he has an excellent sense of humour and there has never been any serious issues between him and the others of his ilk, particularly NOT any such that could be construed as 'Racist', although there have been times when he has been called 'Tight Fisted'.

I do hope Isaac Koch will find his 'Niche' e'er long, I am sure Jimmy will keep me informed and I will make mention of others of his 'Fraternity' in due course. :wink:
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Postby bill cobbett » Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:33 am

Many, many, many years ago and you scabby lot believe you me it was such a long time ago, in a different world, in an England of the past, used to live in an area of London a few hundred yards from what was called a "Spike", which will mean something to a few of you, so Gentlemen of The Road were a feature of childhood, and childhood memories, well they do stick with you so much, so can't pass by a chap in the gutter and not stop awhile, exchange a short human pleasantry or two and offer a couple a fags or a coin or two.

There but for the Grace of God.....
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Postby Schnauzer » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:02 pm

Well commented "bill cobbett", far too many folk are prepared to ridicule that which they perceive to be the misfortune of others when, with a little more 'In-depth' thinking, they may well come to realize that some 'Itinerants' may be possessors of a greater freedom than that which have themselves, despite their opinions to the contrary. (imho) :wink:

As to your reference to 'The Spike', Jimmy was never one to frequent such lowly accommodations, his resourcefulness usually ensured that he would never sink so low. :wink:

I had the pleasure of Jimmy's company this morning and, over a fine breakfast, we discussed the possibility of allowing members of this forum some insight into the daily lives of the itinerant 'Brotherhood', I must confess that I was quite impressed by the 'Credo' adopted by those who are members of the said 'Brotherhood' (or 'Gentlemen of the Road') as they are inclined to describe themselves.

It would appear that there is a certain criteria which must be strictly adhered to in order to remain (or indeed be initiated into) the 'Brotherhood', absolute honesty and truthfulness among themselves being the foundation of the 'Credo' aforementioned.

We discussed Isaac Koch, it would appear that he is to be brought before the 'Elders' at the next meeting (or 'Itinerant Fair') which will be held in Regent's Park London at Easter time, apparently he has infringed certain codes of conduct by encroaching upon the territories of other members WITHOUT permission, a serious charge which may result in his dismissal.

He has also LIED to several shopkeepers in order to gain favour among them and obtained the benefits which are usually set aside for the 'Resident' of those areas affected.

Jimmy has summoned representatives of 10 nations to attend the hearing, they hail from Germany, Ireland, France, Italy, Spain, Turkey, Ghana, Russia, Poland and Australia.

The 'Brotherhood' has a wonderful tradition of allowing each member to adopt their own 'Nom de Plume', Jimmy states that the idea was taken from the Foreign Legion's practice of allowing an individual to make a fresh start in life, however, in the 'Brotherhood', the REAL reason for such is that not one of them knows the actual names of his counterparts, yet another charge against Isaac Koch who sought to discover the origins and whereabouts of each member he became acquainted with (for some obscure reason).

When I have secured the permission of certain other members of the 'Brotherhood', I will reveal their 'Nom de Plumes' to this forum.

Until then. :wink:
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Postby Me Ed » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:51 pm

This thread should be renamed the 'The Philosophical Irritant'.
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Postby king konk » Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:05 pm

Nice one Ed :D
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Postby Schnauzer » Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:24 pm

Me Ed wrote:This thread should be renamed the 'The Philosophical Irritant'.



Do not distress yourself "Me Ed", the Irishman whose group is affiliated to the 'Brotherhood', hails from 'Eire' and should therefore NOT be a source of embarrassment to YOUR countrymen. :wink:
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Postby Me Ed » Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:32 pm

Schnauzer wrote:
Me Ed wrote:This thread should be renamed the 'The Philosophical Irritant'.



Do not distress yourself "Me Ed", the Irishman whose group is affiliated to the 'Brotherhood', hails from 'Eire' and should therefore NOT be a source of embarrassment to YOUR countrymen. :wink:

So he's a PIKEY?
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Postby Schnauzer » Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:24 pm

Me Ed wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:
Me Ed wrote:This thread should be renamed the 'The Philosophical Irritant'.



Do not distress yourself "Me Ed", the Irishman whose group is affiliated to the 'Brotherhood', hails from 'Eire' and should therefore NOT be a source of embarrassment to YOUR countrymen. :wink:

So he's a PIKEY?


If it pleases YOU to consider him such, it could be a lot worse though, he could have descended to the status of an 'Orangeman' :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Postby supporttheunderdog » Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:55 am

Schnauzer wrote:
Me Ed wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:
Me Ed wrote:This thread should be renamed the 'The Philosophical Irritant'.



Do not distress yourself "Me Ed", the Irishman whose group is affiliated to the 'Brotherhood', hails from 'Eire' and should therefore NOT be a source of embarrassment to YOUR countrymen. :wink:

So he's a PIKEY?


If it pleases YOU to consider him such, it could be a lot worse though, he could have descended to the status of an 'Orangeman' :lol: :lol: :wink:


You mean he'd be Greek:

Gus Portokalos: . As many of you know, our name, Portokalos, is come from the Greek word "portokali," which mean "orange." So, okay?
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Postby supporttheunderdog » Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:58 am

PS According O we can all consder ourselves as Greek folislowing our proclamation of our common Enosis with Greece tthrough joing the EU, hence my current Avatar.
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