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Postby Oracle » Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:16 am

... none of these sad deaths happened within 500 miles of Cyprus, Cyprus Air or Cyprus Seas, otherwise the usual racists would immediately blame the native Cypriots and their habits!


"At least nine incidents of mass animal deaths across the globe"


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... beaks.html
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Postby CBBB » Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:03 pm

Bugger! None of it is edible!
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Postby Schnauzer » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:08 pm

Jimmy Light is doing quite well walking the streets of Kensington equipped with a 'Sandwich Board' (courtesy of a local religious ministry).

"THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH !" is emblazoned upon it.

Jimmy is a little more optimistic about the future than is his 'Sandwich Board'.

"If it's true" says Jimmy, " the Jews'd be aht spendin' all ther bleedin' dosh insted'f buyin' up all the gold".

Actually, Jimmy might have a point. (IMHO) :lol: :wink:
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Postby Cap » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:15 pm

She's right.
Gawd forbid a rabbit trips and breaks a whisker in CY, we'll have a horde of hypocrites on the attack.
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Postby supporttheunderdog » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:24 pm

All these dead birds and not a mist net or lime stick in sight!
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Postby king konk » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:44 pm

Schnauzer wrote:Jimmy Light is doing quite well walking the streets of Kensington equipped with a 'Sandwich Board' (courtesy of a local religious ministry).

"THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH !" is emblazoned upon it.

Jimmy is a little more optimistic about the future than is his 'Sandwich Board'.

"If it's true" says Jimmy, " the Jews'd be aht spendin' all ther bleedin' dosh insted'f buyin' up all the gold".

Actually, Jimmy might have a point. (IMHO) :lol: :wink:


Soooooo Jimmy Light is not only a raving lunatic, he's a racist as well :twisted:
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Postby Schnauzer » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:52 pm

king konk wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:Jimmy Light is doing quite well walking the streets of Kensington equipped with a 'Sandwich Board' (courtesy of a local religious ministry).

"THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH !" is emblazoned upon it.

Jimmy is a little more optimistic about the future than is his 'Sandwich Board'.

"If it's true" says Jimmy, " the Jews'd be aht spendin' all ther bleedin' dosh insted'f buyin' up all the gold".

Actually, Jimmy might have a point. (IMHO) :lol: :wink:


Soooooo Jimmy Light is not only a raving lunatic, he's a racist as well :twisted:



Neither my friend, just a simple man of extraordinarily astute perceptions. :lol: :wink:
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Postby CBBB » Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:06 pm

Schnauzer wrote:
king konk wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:Jimmy Light is doing quite well walking the streets of Kensington equipped with a 'Sandwich Board' (courtesy of a local religious ministry).

"THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH !" is emblazoned upon it.

Jimmy is a little more optimistic about the future than is his 'Sandwich Board'.

"If it's true" says Jimmy, " the Jews'd be aht spendin' all ther bleedin' dosh insted'f buyin' up all the gold".

Actually, Jimmy might have a point. (IMHO) :lol: :wink:


Soooooo Jimmy Light is not only a raving lunatic, he's a racist as well :twisted:



Neither my friend, just a simple man of extraordinarily astute perceptions. :lol: :wink:


I thought you said he was a Pikey?
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Postby Schnauzer » Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:23 pm

CBBB wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:
king konk wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:Jimmy Light is doing quite well walking the streets of Kensington equipped with a 'Sandwich Board' (courtesy of a local religious ministry).

"THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH !" is emblazoned upon it.

Jimmy is a little more optimistic about the future than is his 'Sandwich Board'.

"If it's true" says Jimmy, " the Jews'd be aht spendin' all ther bleedin' dosh insted'f buyin' up all the gold".

Actually, Jimmy might have a point. (IMHO) :lol: :wink:


Soooooo Jimmy Light is not only a raving lunatic, he's a racist as well :twisted:



Neither my friend, just a simple man of extraordinarily astute perceptions. :lol: :wink:


I thought you said he was a Pikey?


Absolutely my friend, a man whose 'Itinerant' lifestyle has endowed him with the 'Astute Perceptions' aforementioned.

His thoughts, principles and actions are the result of his own experiences, rather than those taught to him by the proven misguidances of those authorities which seek only to preserve and conserve the ignorance of the masses. :wink:
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Postby king konk » Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:24 pm

Schnauzer wrote:
king konk wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:Jimmy Light is doing quite well walking the streets of Kensington equipped with a 'Sandwich Board' (courtesy of a local religious ministry).

"THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH !" is emblazoned upon it.

Jimmy is a little more optimistic about the future than is his 'Sandwich Board'.

"If it's true" says Jimmy, " the Jews'd be aht spendin' all ther bleedin' dosh insted'f buyin' up all the gold".

Actually, Jimmy might have a point. (IMHO) :lol: :wink:


Soooooo Jimmy Light is not only a raving lunatic, he's a racist as well :twisted:



Neither my friend, just a simple man of extraordinarily astute perceptions. :lol: :wink:

well walking around with a sandwich board saying "THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH" and then having a pop at the jews and you saying he was a pikey leads me to beleive that your own sanity should be called into question,you having the hots for him and all. Just a quick question,were you and Jimmy born near a power plant by any chance 8)
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