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Postby CBBB » Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:30 am

bill cobbett wrote:
CBBB wrote:Do I need to say it?


oooh yes please mate... but give us a minute to get another beer and some peanuts and make ourselves generally comfortable.


Sorry I am a bit late, I had already downed a few beers and fell asleep!

So I will say it now, BOLLOCKS!
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Postby Schnauzer » Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:38 pm

CBBB wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:
CBBB wrote:Do I need to say it?


oooh yes please mate... but give us a minute to get another beer and some peanuts and make ourselves generally comfortable.


Sorry I am a bit late, I had already downed a few beers and fell asleep!

So I will say it now, BOLLOCKS!



:lol: :lol: In your eagerness to offer your stock response to this (and other) threads relating to Jimmy Light, it would appear that you are overlooking a quite significant point.

Jimmy NEVER resorts to bad language, nor do any of his close associates who 'Collectively' form a rather unique 'Fraternity' known throughout the itinerant world as "The Brotherhood".

Your apparent predilection for personal abuse, insult and foul language, immediately places you in the unfortunate social position of being an unacceptable candidate for enrolment into such 'Brotherhood'.

Therefore, unless you learn to curb your desire to present yourself as an inferior to Jimmy's principles, should you at any time fall upon desperate times, you will be consigned to the ranks of a common 'Tramp', unable (through your own volition) to ever become even an associated member of the league of 'Gentlemen of the Road'.

Have a care my friend, few of us can be certain of what the future may hold in store for us. :wink:
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Postby king konk » Mon Jan 17, 2011 5:22 pm

CBBB wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:
CBBB wrote:Do I need to say it?


oooh yes please mate... but give us a minute to get another beer and some peanuts and make ourselves generally comfortable.


Sorry I am a bit late, I had already downed a few beers and fell asleep!

So I will say it now, BOLLOCKS!


Hi CBBB
I dunno if Schnauzer is a she/he or something in between but "it"just has to go on about "it's" racist sponger mate don't it.
Anyway,I was hoping you could do me two favours (1) do think you can tell me which end of the island "it" stays,as when I come over I can make sure I am at the other end.(2) Do you think you could say it a bit louder for the benifit of us members of anti-Jimmy Light club so far away in the UK
cheers mate.May the fleas of Jimmy light never invade your house. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink:
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Postby Schnauzer » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:44 pm

king konk wrote:
CBBB wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:
CBBB wrote:Do I need to say it?


oooh yes please mate... but give us a minute to get another beer and some peanuts and make ourselves generally comfortable.


Sorry I am a bit late, I had already downed a few beers and fell asleep!

So I will say it now, BOLLOCKS!


Hi CBBB
I dunno if Schnauzer is a she/he or something in between but "it"just has to go on about "it's" racist sponger mate don't it.
Anyway,I was hoping you could do me two favours (1) do think you can tell me which end of the island "it" stays,as when I come over I can make sure I am at the other end.(2) Do you think you could say it a bit louder for the benifit of us members of anti-Jimmy Light club so far away in the UK
cheers mate.May the fleas of Jimmy light never invade your house. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink:



:lol: :lol: Yet another attempt at posing a couple of intelligent questions, sadly, failure once again I fear BUT, at least you have revealed the fact that you are what one could describe as a 'Boundless Man'.

The fact that you (as a new member) have applied to a stranger for 'Two Favours' in such a short space of time, is an indication that you are readily equipped to don the attire of a 'Tramp' yourself. :lol:

However, such impertinence as you have displayed in the short time since you joined the forum, is a clear indication that you are certainly beneath the standards of behaviour required to become one of Jimmy's counterparts.

Jimmy is not a 'Tramp' you see, he is a 'Gentleman of the Road' whereas,



YOUR 'Ignorance' knows no 'Bounds'. :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Postby CBBB » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:50 pm

Schnauzer wrote:
king konk wrote:
CBBB wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:
CBBB wrote:Do I need to say it?


oooh yes please mate... but give us a minute to get another beer and some peanuts and make ourselves generally comfortable.


Sorry I am a bit late, I had already downed a few beers and fell asleep!

So I will say it now, BOLLOCKS!


Hi CBBB
I dunno if Schnauzer is a she/he or something in between but "it"just has to go on about "it's" racist sponger mate don't it.
Anyway,I was hoping you could do me two favours (1) do think you can tell me which end of the island "it" stays,as when I come over I can make sure I am at the other end.(2) Do you think you could say it a bit louder for the benifit of us members of anti-Jimmy Light club so far away in the UK
cheers mate.May the fleas of Jimmy light never invade your house. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink:



:lol: :lol: Yet another attempt at posing a couple of intelligent questions, sadly, failure once again I fear BUT, at least you have revealed the fact that you are what one could describe as a 'Boundless Man'.

The fact that you (as a new member) have applied to a stranger for 'Two Favours' in such a short space of time, is an indication that you are readily equipped to don the attire of a 'Tramp' yourself. :lol:

However, such impertinence as you have displayed in the short time since you joined the forum, is a clear indication that you are certainly beneath the standards of behaviour required to become one of Jimmy's counterparts.

Jimmy is not a 'Tramp' you see, he is a 'Gentleman of the Road' whereas,



YOUR 'Ignorance' knows no 'Bounds'. :lol: :lol: :wink:


I'm strange?????

Sorry, I forgot, BOLLOCKS!
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Postby Schnauzer » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:05 pm

CBBB wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:
king konk wrote:
CBBB wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:
CBBB wrote:Do I need to say it?


oooh yes please mate... but give us a minute to get another beer and some peanuts and make ourselves generally comfortable.


Sorry I am a bit late, I had already downed a few beers and fell asleep!

So I will say it now, BOLLOCKS!


Hi CBBB
I dunno if Schnauzer is a she/he or something in between but "it"just has to go on about "it's" racist sponger mate don't it.
Anyway,I was hoping you could do me two favours (1) do think you can tell me which end of the island "it" stays,as when I come over I can make sure I am at the other end.(2) Do you think you could say it a bit louder for the benifit of us members of anti-Jimmy Light club so far away in the UK
cheers mate.May the fleas of Jimmy light never invade your house. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink:



:lol: :lol: Yet another attempt at posing a couple of intelligent questions, sadly, failure once again I fear BUT, at least you have revealed the fact that you are what one could describe as a 'Boundless Man'.

The fact that you (as a new member) have applied to a stranger for 'Two Favours' in such a short space of time, is an indication that you are readily equipped to don the attire of a 'Tramp' yourself. :lol:

However, such impertinence as you have displayed in the short time since you joined the forum, is a clear indication that you are certainly beneath the standards of behaviour required to become one of Jimmy's counterparts.

Jimmy is not a 'Tramp' you see, he is a 'Gentleman of the Road' whereas,



YOUR 'Ignorance' knows no 'Bounds'. :lol: :lol: :wink:


I'm strange?????

Sorry, I forgot, BOLLOCKS!



If such be your pleasure. :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Postby EricSeans » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:10 pm

Schnauzer wrote:

"his attributes are worthy of emulation."


Well, I'm sorry but nothing's worth setting yourself on fire for.
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Postby king konk » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:59 pm

Thanks CBBB heard you loud and clear,done me the world of good.
By the way have you noticed that "it" has started three treads about her pet flea bag,how sad is that?

@ Eric :D :D :D

I'm a boundless man alright but that's cos I dont eat boiled eggs
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Postby king konk » Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:01 pm

Sorry typo THREADS
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Postby Schnauzer » Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:14 pm

king konk wrote:Thanks CBBB heard you loud and clear,done me the world of good.
By the way have you noticed that "it" has started three treads about her pet flea bag,how sad is that?

@ Eric :D :D :D

I'm a boundless man alright but that's cos I dont eat boiled eggs




TWO threads actually, yet another failure that might suggest your suitability to join the lower ranks of 'Tramp' society, an obvious inability to count perhaps?. :lol: :lol: :wink:
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