My notes and resolutions for a Good New Year by Davutoğlu
1. Turkey to stop begging the West - AKP to lead Turkey back to East, Iran and Islamist Regime of Sudan - Genocides Good!
2. Hamas - like Halva also good! Remember Erdoğan said, “I do not think that Hamas is a terrorist organization". Turkey’s outreach to a number of terrorist groups is part of its “zero problems with neighbors” policy.
3. Undermine relations with Israel : Erdoğan say, “friendship with Israel is over” and “it is out of the question for Israel to use NATO facilities”. - I hope NATO-Israel ties are not robust!
4. Distance Armenia - make them go on long walk.
5. Secular democracy - Here we can fool everyone. Obama was a Muslim and now is Christian! Who cares.
6. Populist authoritarian regime is rooted in Islamism. More, more, more headscarves!
7. European Union too haughty. Decisions, decisions, decision? Cyprus or EU? Sleep on this one.
8. “Zero problems with neighbors” and to foreign policy relations. Visa-free travel to EVERYBODY!
9. The return of the Sultan? Yes, methinks! Facilitate arms transfers to al-Qaeda and Hezbollah, and ignore Obama's requests to improve relations with Israel.
10. OMG I hope there is no strengthening of the Kurdistan Workers’ Party, or PKK, or Kurdish autonomy in northern Iraq.
11. Turkey to actively support all Arab and Muslim causes against Israel.
12. Turkey to continue to support Iran's nuclear program ( Ignore US concerns - no one notice!).
With guidance from Turkish Policy Quarterly.