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Postby Schnauzer » Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:11 pm

As long as the bottle was not used in an inappropriate manner, I cannot see what all the fuss is about. :lol:
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Postby denizaksulu » Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:40 pm

IcyNoAngel wrote:Maybe they tried to suggest cypriots are fuckin whores. that's one point of view.


WHAT ELSE ARE WHORE'S GOOD FOR THEN? :?
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Postby Daniella » Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:39 am

Schnauzer wrote:As long as the bottle was not used in an inappropriate manner, I cannot see what all the fuss is about. :lol:


schnauzer!!!!
Bad dog! :lol:
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Postby Schnauzer » Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:58 am

denizaksulu wrote:
IcyNoAngel wrote:Maybe they tried to suggest cypriots are fuckin whores. that's one point of view.


WHAT ELSE ARE WHORE'S GOOD FOR THEN? :?




Now THAT is a very interesting question Deniz.

In order to convert that which may be regarded as a frivolous comment into the basis of a subject which may produce some 'Eye-Openers', I would immediately suggest that the 'Life Experiences' of such 'Whores' are valuable sources of information to psychologists (in particular) and many other professionals who study human behaviour.

'Whores' are seen by many as a necessity in most societies as it is suggested that they play a vital role in reducing 'Sex Crimes'.

Others study the personal events (and backgrounds) in the lives of the 'Whores' in order to determine how they adopted (or were forced into ) their profession.

It is a very wide field to cover, let us (at this festive time of the year) raise a glass (and little else) in honour of the 'Whores' that serve (and in some cases protect) us ALL.

You see, Cyprus CAN be insulted yet still be proven to be of some use. :wink:
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Postby denizaksulu » Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:01 am

Schnauzer wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
IcyNoAngel wrote:Maybe they tried to suggest cypriots are fuckin whores. that's one point of view.


WHAT ELSE ARE WHORE'S GOOD FOR THEN? :?




Now THAT is a very interesting question Deniz.

In order to convert that which may be regarded as a frivolous comment into the basis of a subject which may produce some 'Eye-Openers', I would immediately suggest that the 'Life Experiences' of such 'Whores' are valuable sources of information to psychologists (in particular) and many other professionals who study human behaviour.

'Whores' are seen by many as a necessity in most societies as it is suggested that they play a vital role in reducing 'Sex Crimes'.

Others study the personal events (and backgrounds) in the lives of the 'Whores' in order to determine how they adopted (or were forced into ) their profession.

It is a very wide field to cover, let us (at this festive time of the year) raise a glass (and little else) in honour of the 'Whores' that serve (and in some cases protect) us ALL.

You see, Cyprus CAN be insulted yet still be proven to be of some use. :wink:


Cheer to that.................. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Schnauzer » Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:04 am

denizaksulu wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
IcyNoAngel wrote:Maybe they tried to suggest cypriots are fuckin whores. that's one point of view.


WHAT ELSE ARE WHORE'S GOOD FOR THEN? :?




Now THAT is a very interesting question Deniz.

In order to convert that which may be regarded as a frivolous comment into the basis of a subject which may produce some 'Eye-Openers', I would immediately suggest that the 'Life Experiences' of such 'Whores' are valuable sources of information to psychologists (in particular) and many other professionals who study human behaviour.

'Whores' are seen by many as a necessity in most societies as it is suggested that they play a vital role in reducing 'Sex Crimes'.

Others study the personal events (and backgrounds) in the lives of the 'Whores' in order to determine how they adopted (or were forced into ) their profession.

It is a very wide field to cover, let us (at this festive time of the year) raise a glass (and little else) in honour of the 'Whores' that serve (and in some cases protect) us ALL.

You see, Cyprus CAN be insulted yet still be proven to be of some use. :wink:


Cheer to that.................. :lol: :lol:



Thank you Deniz, you may have one for me. :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Postby DANGAMAN » Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:10 am

Just a thought for both drinkers and people with other use of the bottles...


Make larger bottles, I am sure everyone will be happy!!!

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Postby johbee » Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:19 am

What's the problem? The church has been screwing people for years! Since they own KEO does it mean KEO pays no taxes??????

A man is driving his truck down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices sign out of the corner of his eye.
It reads: Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution, 10 Miles.

He thinks that he MUST have misread the sign and that it's a figment of his imagination, so he drives on without a second thought.
Soon, however, he sees another sign, which says:
Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution, Next Right.

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: The Sisters of St. Francis, welcome you.

He climbs the brick steps and rings the bell.
The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,
"What may we do for you, my son ?".

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."

"Very well, my son. Please follow me."

He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup, instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway".

He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup.
He then trots eagerly down the hall and slips past the thick wooden door, pulling it shut behind him.

As he hears the door lock behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: Go in Peace. You Have Just Been Screwed By The Sisters of St. Francis. Serves You Right, You Sinner !
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Postby supporttheunderdog » Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:04 pm

Schnauzer wrote:As long as the bottle was not used in an inappropriate manner, I cannot see what all the fuss is about. :lol:



You mean like this?


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Postby B25 » Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:28 pm

supporttheunderdog wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:As long as the bottle was not used in an inappropriate manner, I cannot see what all the fuss is about. :lol:



You mean like this?


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Looks like some granny who had a joint replacement!!!!

I mean it would explain it. :lol: :lol:
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