A vicar was having a wank in his bedroom. As he finishes himself off, he turns round to see the window cleaner staring at him.
Red faced, he rushes downstairs as he hears a knock at the door.
"I've done your windows vicar, that'll be £100" says the window cleaner with a wink and a sly smirk.
Hurriedly the vicar pays him and shuts the door.
The vicars wife, who had been listening yelled "£100? For 4 small windows? He must have seen you coming"