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Postby ChomskyFan » Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:01 pm

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?

The Canoe tips.
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Postby demetriou_74 » Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:05 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby brother » Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:42 am

:lol: :lol:
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Postby petethegreek » Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:12 pm

If that was a "good joke" I shudder to think wot a bad one is like.
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Postby cannedmoose » Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:16 pm

petethegreek wrote:If that was a "good joke" I shudder to think wot a bad one is like.


Here's one:

"I swallowed my wrist watch by accident yesterday, Harry."

"Good heavens! Does it hurt?"

"Only when I wind it."

:shock:
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Postby petethegreek » Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:18 pm

cannedmoose wrote:
petethegreek wrote:If that was a "good joke" I shudder to think wot a bad one is like.


Here's one:

"I swallowed my wrist watch by accident yesterday, Harry."

"Good heavens! Does it hurt?"

"Only when I wind it."

:shock:


Yep!, couldnt agree with u more Moose. A fine example of a "bad joke."
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Postby Fred@Codies » Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:51 pm

Did you hear about the guy who went round stealing garden gates?

Nobody said anything in case he took a fence!!

Boom Boom!
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Postby cannedmoose » Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:55 pm

Fred@Codies wrote:Did you hear about the guy who went round stealing garden gates?

Nobody said anything in case he took a fence!!

Boom Boom!


Ouch... that pains even me... :shock:
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Postby brother » Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:55 pm

Dude that was really bad boom, boom.... :cry:
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Postby cannedmoose » Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:57 pm

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