petethegreek wrote:demetriou_74 wrote:can we please stop the jokes before Bro throws his furry yellow ass of a cliff.
Hmmm? Caryy on with the jokes!
# Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil?
# It had no point.
A Good Joke
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by demetriou_74 » Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:45 am
# Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil?
# It had no point.
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by BirKibrisli » Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:40 pm
Okey here is a dirty joke:
The concentration camp commander lines up the prisoners of war in Blocks.The British in Block A,French in Block B,Jews in Block C etc.
"Today," he says in a German accent,"I have good news and bad news for you.First the Good news.For the first time in 6 months you will have a change of underwear.Now the Bad news.Block A will change with Block B,Block B will change with Block C,Block C will change with Block D..."
The concentration camp commander lines up the prisoners of war in Blocks.The British in Block A,French in Block B,Jews in Block C etc.
"Today," he says in a German accent,"I have good news and bad news for you.First the Good news.For the first time in 6 months you will have a change of underwear.Now the Bad news.Block A will change with Block B,Block B will change with Block C,Block C will change with Block D..."
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by Mills Chapman » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:53 pm
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What was the first bus to cross the Atlantic ocean?
COLUMBUS.
Why do Native Americans (what we often call "indians - as in cowboys and indians") get seating priority at restaurants?
Because they have reservations.
"Railroad crossing, look out for the cars. How do you spell it without any r's?"
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buddum tschhh...
What was the first bus to cross the Atlantic ocean?
COLUMBUS.
Why do Native Americans (what we often call "indians - as in cowboys and indians") get seating priority at restaurants?
Because they have reservations.
"Railroad crossing, look out for the cars. How do you spell it without any r's?"
i...t
buddum tschhh...
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by Game Theory » Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:11 pm
A girl asked her boyfried when she can meet him.
He answered : Come tonight by my house. There will be no one else!
She did. There was no one but her
He answered : Come tonight by my house. There will be no one else!
She did. There was no one but her
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