I am crying!
And it isnt with laughter!!
A Good Joke
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by Fred@Codies » Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:09 pm
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by Turkey (( * » Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:11 pm
Why do cowboys ride horses? ANSWER: Because they are too heavy to carry
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by Fred@Codies » Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:15 pm
What do you call a dead blonde in a wardrobe?
Winner of last years hide and seek competition!
Winner of last years hide and seek competition!
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by cannedmoose » Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:30 pm
How do you get an elephant out of Safeway?
You take the ‘A’ out of safe and the ‘F’ out of way.
You take the ‘A’ out of safe and the ‘F’ out of way.
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by cannedmoose » Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:32 pm
A man hears a knock on his door.
He goes to open the door, but doesn't see anybody.
As he looks down, he sees a snail on his door step.
He kicks the snail across the street, closes the door, and goes back to his living room.
Two months later, he again hears a knock on his door.
As he opens the door and looks down, there is the snail again.
Before he has the chance to kick it again though, the snail yells at him: "Hey - what was that?"
He goes to open the door, but doesn't see anybody.
As he looks down, he sees a snail on his door step.
He kicks the snail across the street, closes the door, and goes back to his living room.
Two months later, he again hears a knock on his door.
As he opens the door and looks down, there is the snail again.
Before he has the chance to kick it again though, the snail yells at him: "Hey - what was that?"
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by demetriou_74 » Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:22 pm
can we please stop the jokes before Bro throws his furry yellow ass of a cliff.
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by petethegreek » Fri Aug 12, 2005 12:16 am
demetriou_74 wrote:can we please stop the jokes before Bro throws his furry yellow ass of a cliff.
Hmmm? Caryy on with the jokes!
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