Imports to the UK?
Stellabomboulinaphoenixchimerabobsyouruncle - You've lived there longer than I did! But still insist you are Greek Cypriot through and through with the emphasis on GREEK.
You love it there really. Must do or wouldn't have stayed since you were a toddler. You don't even spend all your holidays in Cyprus like some 'Brits' do and have done for years.
Do you slag off the French when you are over there? Or are they OK because hardly any French people desire to live in 'your' Cyprus.
You are typical of the sort of 'Cypriot' who sees Cyprus much as someone sees a vision of an old aunty they haven't seen for 20 years. She appears in their mind as she was then.
Except in your case, your vision of Cyprus has been formed by others for you - you were too young to have formed much of one yourself by the time you left.
And your occasional short returns to a Brit outpost of the shithole Paphos makes you an expert eh?
I think not - you let yourself down when you express surprise and disbelief even at some stuff that is COMMON KNOWLEDGE to people who actually DO live in Cyprus and have got to know a lot about the island.
Shoulda stuck with Chimera - it's the one that best describes you!
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