A Priest and a Nun on a camel in the Sahara desert, the camel drops dead leaving them doomed.
Realising their fate the Priest asks the Nun to expose her tits and she agrees providing he exposes his cock.
They fondle each other and the Priest gets an erection.
The Priest says, "You know if I put this in the right place I can create life"
"Right" said the Nun "Stick it up the camels arse and lets get the fuck out of here"