A milkman is about ready to deliver a half gallon bottle to a residence when he sees a note on the door saying, 'Leave me 16 gallons of milk, please'.
Curious, because the lady usually orders no more than half gallon, he knocks on the door. The lady answers and he says, "Do you really want 16 gallons of milk?"
She replies, "Yes I do. I'm going to take a milk bath later."
The milkman then says, "Well then, do you want it pasteurized?"
The lady replies, "No, just up to my tits will be fine."