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Postby RichardB » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:07 pm

voltaire wrote:
CBBB wrote:
Oracle wrote:If you were really French, you would have said "Voltaire is 'ear!"; or even, "Voltaire is 'ere!"

You are aspirating unbelievably!

Fakey Frenchy :D

Anyway, I am curious to know what is the connection between Voltaire and Archimedes ...


V & A? Perhaps they think it is a good name for a museum!


Mr Rabbit make sure you arrive before the lady Oracle as I will need a few hours to skin and cook you in the best French white wine.


Now we know you are not french.....Rabbit in white wine pffff :roll:
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Postby fig head » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:25 pm

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fig head wrote:Didn't know you were gone or ever here however, I can't see why not saying welcome to CF


I see you seek my attention, well I'am Voltaire.


:roll: Hi.. i couldnt care any less if you were Mr Green from planet Zenga Zenga
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Postby Schnauzer » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:29 pm

voltaire wrote:
CBBB wrote:
Oracle wrote:If you were really French, you would have said "Voltaire is 'ear!"; or even, "Voltaire is 'ere!"

You are aspirating unbelievably!

Fakey Frenchy :D

Anyway, I am curious to know what is the connection between Voltaire and Archimedes ...


V & A? Perhaps they think it is a good name for a museum!


Mr Rabbit make sure you arrive before the lady Oracle as I will need a few hours to skin and cook you in the best French white wine.



IF I may be so bold, I have already earmarked our friend as the main ingredient for a delicious 'Hasenpfeffer'. (or Hossenfeffer "Si vous preferez")

We have discussed recipes severally in the past and YOURS may not be quite as palatable as that with which we have agreed upon.

OUR German recipe, has RED wine and COGNAC among the ingredients, YOUR (inferior French (yuc!!) method suggests the inclusion of WHITE wine ?, I must insist that there is only ONE way to do culinary justice to a rabbit.

"Nar look 'ere Froggy, you stick to Yer bleed'en poofty pom poms, an' leave the Krauts to put a good bit a grub on the bleed'en Trapeze"

(As Jimmy would say) :lol: :wink:
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Postby kurupetos » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:47 pm

voltaire wrote:
CBBB wrote:
Oracle wrote:If you were really French, you would have said "Voltaire is 'ear!"; or even, "Voltaire is 'ere!"

You are aspirating unbelievably!

Fakey Frenchy :D

Anyway, I am curious to know what is the connection between Voltaire and Archimedes ...


V & A? Perhaps they think it is a good name for a museum!


Mr Rabbit make sure you arrive before the lady Oracle as I will need a few hours to skin and cook you in the best French white wine.


He's already marinated in KEO. :lol:
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Postby CBBB » Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:04 pm

kurupetos wrote:
voltaire wrote:
CBBB wrote:
Oracle wrote:If you were really French, you would have said "Voltaire is 'ear!"; or even, "Voltaire is 'ere!"

You are aspirating unbelievably!

Fakey Frenchy :D

Anyway, I am curious to know what is the connection between Voltaire and Archimedes ...


V & A? Perhaps they think it is a good name for a museum!


Mr Rabbit make sure you arrive before the lady Oracle as I will need a few hours to skin and cook you in the best French white wine.


He's already marinated in KEO. :lol:


Funny you should mention that, this one is empty, I had better nip off to the fridge for another.
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Postby DANGAMAN » Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:11 pm

Everyone knows that the Rabbit always wins!!!

It's Le-Big-Mac for you my friend.

Just so we are clear on this - You bloody French started the war!!!


I feel alot better now :D
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Postby voltaire » Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:47 am

fig head wrote:
voltaire wrote:
fig head wrote:Didn't know you were gone or ever here however, I can't see why not saying welcome to CF


I see you seek my attention, well I'am Voltaire.


:roll: Hi.. i couldnt care any less if you were Mr Green from planet Zenga Zenga


Do not make those eyes at me madam or I will eat you when you are ripe Missy Fig head. :nevil:
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Postby voltaire » Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:56 am

RichardB wrote:
voltaire wrote:
CBBB wrote:
Oracle wrote:If you were really French, you would have said "Voltaire is 'ear!"; or even, "Voltaire is 'ere!"

You are aspirating unbelievably!

Fakey Frenchy :D

Anyway, I am curious to know what is the connection between Voltaire and Archimedes ...


V & A? Perhaps they think it is a good name for a museum!


Mr Rabbit make sure you arrive before the lady Oracle as I will need a few hours to skin and cook you in the best French white wine.


Now we know you are not french.....Rabbit in white wine pffff :roll:


Did anybody tell you a fat man should never be a chef!
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Postby voltaire » Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:02 am

DANGAMAN wrote:Everyone knows that the Rabbit always wins!!!

It's Le-Big-Mac for you my friend.

Just so we are clear on this - You bloody French started the war!!!


I feel alot better now :D


As I remember it my friend the English run away at Dunkirk!
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Postby voltaire » Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:12 am

Schnauzer wrote:
voltaire wrote:
CBBB wrote:
Oracle wrote:If you were really French, you would have said "Voltaire is 'ear!"; or even, "Voltaire is 'ere!"

You are aspirating unbelievably!

Fakey Frenchy :D

Anyway, I am curious to know what is the connection between Voltaire and Archimedes ...


V & A? Perhaps they think it is a good name for a museum!


Mr Rabbit make sure you arrive before the lady Oracle as I will need a few hours to skin and cook you in the best French white wine.



IF I may be so bold, I have already earmarked our friend as the main ingredient for a delicious 'Hasenpfeffer'. (or Hossenfeffer "Si vous preferez")

We have discussed recipes severally in the past and YOURS may not be quite as palatable as that with which we have agreed upon.

OUR German recipe, has RED wine and COGNAC among the ingredients, YOUR (inferior French (yuc!!) method suggests the inclusion of WHITE wine ?, I must insist that there is only ONE way to do culinary justice to a rabbit.

"Nar look 'ere Froggy, you stick to Yer bleed'en poofty pom poms, an' leave the Krauts to put a good bit a grub on the bleed'en Trapeze"

(As Jimmy would say) :lol: :wink:


I would cook you but I don't eat dogs so I will sell you to the Koreans.
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