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[repulsewarrior]

...you might think you have a dick, but you are neither a donkey, or a horse.

[GreekIslandGirl]

C'mon now boys. Have a little respect for our donkeys.

[supporttheunderdog]

Is it true that donkeys are born in May?

Let me tell you a story about donkeys and the month of May.

Many years ago when you were still hibernating in your fathers ...ameletita, 1961 to be precise, I went to the Ktima registrars office in order to obtain a birth certificate needed for my passport. The elderly lady in the office on being given a letter my godfather had handed me to give her, asked the month I was born, May I replied, oh she said you must be Akis,( my childhood name ) how did you know I said, you haven't even read the letter, well she said there was only 3 births in May in Stroumbi, you and ...two donkeys

What were the names of the other donkeys?

One was called PLONKER, the other ? Cant remember, but I'm sure it was a suitable name for a donkey, might even have been called KouruPlonker.

Come to think of it anyone who admires ELAM, CAN ONLY BE A BLOODY DONKEY!

I have a big penis, but I am not a donkey.

What ever the size you deserve to be bloody well hung....

[miltiades]

Had an absolute brilliant time on Paradise island, alas all good things come to an end, back in Londonshtan now and looking forward to May 8th.

On Thursday March 27th when I arrived in Limassol, I had my daughter and 3 grandchildren for dinner at my apartment. We were looking at some old photos one in particular of me holding my daughter when she was about 2 years old, I was 33 years of age.

My youngest 4 year old granddaughter kept looking at the photo inquisitively and then asked in a serious manner. " pappou yiati evaffes ta malia sou mavra ?" Pappou why were you dying your hair ....black !!!

Needless to say my hair is totally white now !!

[supporttheunderdog]

Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings....the joys of Grandfatherhood.

With my young daughters, then too young to know the Alphabet, i.e. about three or four years back, they are 8 next week, we used to play a version of I-spy based on colours of objects.

One of them said: "I spy with my little eye something.....GREY!"

After a few minutes of guessing we gave up and asked "what is it?."

"Papa's hair!", Came the cruel reply.

[kurupetos]

...you might think you have a dick, but you are neither a donkey, or a horse.

[miltiades]

6.30 in the morning, a glorious day, sun is shining , a clear blue sky, makes you glad to be alive.
Arrived late Sunday for a very short trip, leaving tomorrow and back to the grey miserable skies of the UK, raining as always.

took a stroll early this morning about 4.30 am, listened to the waves by the seafront, watched the sunrise, such a wonderful sight, it is really Paradise on earth, but for some no doubt the latest economic turbulence has caused immense stress, the young man serving my tiropitta and espresso coffee at the 24-hour cafe, told me that he finished his studies in Greece but unable to find appropriate work, serves at this cafe.

I feel exuberant at the sight of the day unfolding and the heralding of another glorious day. No wonder so many ex pats have made their home on Paradise island....

[denizaksulu]

6.30 in the morning, a glorious day, sun is shining , a clear blue sky, makes you glad to be alive.
Arrived late Sunday for a very short trip, leaving tomorrow and back to the grey miserable skies of the UK, raining as always.

took a stroll early this morning about 4.30 am, listened to the waves by the seafront, watched the sunrise, such a wonderful sight, it is really Paradise on earth, but for some no doubt the latest economic turbulence has caused immense stress, the young man serving my tiropitta and espresso coffee at the 24-hour cafe, told me that he finished his studies in Greece but unable to find appropriate work, serves at this cafe.

I feel exuberant at the sight of the day unfolding and the heralding of another glorious day. No wonder so many ex pats have made their home on Paradise island....

Lovely to read that you are in Paradise my dear friend. I am still in 'Purgatory'. Take in some sunshine for me white skin.
Regards from Ann and Boris.
All the best.

[miltiades]

Thanks D, my best wishes also to you all from Sweet Sunny Cyprus. Great day today, plenty sunshine and clear blue skies.

Had a great day with the grandchildren, they just adore... jumbo, doesn't everyone ? One of the busiest shops on the island, such a huge variety and good prices too.

Flying back tomorrow evening, cant wait for my next vist, hopefully I will be able to stay more than a few days.

[repulsewarrior]

cheers!