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Postby CBBB » Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:23 pm

Kikapu wrote:
bsharpish wrote:Oh there is worse than the UK

Was in Utah last week and ( maybe it was just the county) there was no smoking in any building or within 25ft of the door !!


The mormon state of Utah is also a dry state for the most part, as well as caffeine free state for the Mormons, so it's natural for them not to smoke also.!


As the Mormons are not allowed any pleasure, how come there are so many of the buggers, artificial insemination?
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Postby bsharpish » Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:42 pm

Kikapu wrote:
bsharpish wrote:Oh there is worse than the UK

Was in Utah last week and ( maybe it was just the county) there was no smoking in any building or within 25ft of the door !!


The mormon state of Utah is also a dry state for the most part, as well as caffeine free state for the Mormons, so it's natural for them not to smoke also.!


Its also why the casino's and tittybars in Nevada are full of Utah plated Cars :P :P :P :P
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Postby bill cobbett » Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:14 am

bsharpish wrote:
Kikapu wrote:
bsharpish wrote:Oh there is worse than the UK

Was in Utah last week and ( maybe it was just the county) there was no smoking in any building or within 25ft of the door !!


The mormon state of Utah is also a dry state for the most part, as well as caffeine free state for the Mormons, so it's natural for them not to smoke also.!


Its also why the casino's and tittybars in Nevada are full of Utah plated Cars :P :P :P :P


... which might put us in mind of another place. :P
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Postby CBBB » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:54 am

bill cobbett wrote:
bsharpish wrote:
Kikapu wrote:
bsharpish wrote:Oh there is worse than the UK

Was in Utah last week and ( maybe it was just the county) there was no smoking in any building or within 25ft of the door !!


The mormon state of Utah is also a dry state for the most part, as well as caffeine free state for the Mormons, so it's natural for them not to smoke also.!


Its also why the casino's and tittybars in Nevada are full of Utah plated Cars :P :P :P :P


... which might put us in mind of another place. :P


I haven't seen any Utah plated cars crossing the Green Line.
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Postby supporttheunderdog » Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:29 am

CBBB wrote:
Kikapu wrote:
bsharpish wrote:Oh there is worse than the UK

Was in Utah last week and ( maybe it was just the county) there was no smoking in any building or within 25ft of the door !!


The mormon state of Utah is also a dry state for the most part, as well as caffeine free state for the Mormons, so it's natural for them not to smoke also.!


As the Mormons are not allowed any pleasure, how come there are so many of the buggers, artificial insemination?


For them sex is not a pleasure but a duty - they used to polygamos.

There are several problems with having more than one wife, but principally you will more than one mother-in-law!
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Postby CrookedRiverGuy » Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:00 pm

Kikapu wrote:The mormon state of Utah is also a dry state for the most part, as well as caffeine free state for the Mormons, so it's natural for them not to smoke also.!


Imagine being a mormon and having to pay for all the cigarettes and booze of ALL your wives...
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Postby Kikapu » Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:48 pm

CBBB wrote:
Kikapu wrote:
bsharpish wrote:Oh there is worse than the UK

Was in Utah last week and ( maybe it was just the county) there was no smoking in any building or within 25ft of the door !!


The mormon state of Utah is also a dry state for the most part, as well as caffeine free state for the Mormons, so it's natural for them not to smoke also.!


As the Mormons are not allowed any pleasure, how come there are so many of the buggers, artificial insemination?


:? :? :?

When I said Utah was a "dry state for the most part", I meant no alcohol and not that the women were "dry"! :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Kikapu » Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:10 pm

supporttheunderdog wrote:
CBBB wrote:
Kikapu wrote:
bsharpish wrote:Oh there is worse than the UK

Was in Utah last week and ( maybe it was just the county) there was no smoking in any building or within 25ft of the door !!


The mormon state of Utah is also a dry state for the most part, as well as caffeine free state for the Mormons, so it's natural for them not to smoke also.!


As the Mormons are not allowed any pleasure, how come there are so many of the buggers, artificial insemination?


For them sex is not a pleasure but a duty - they used to polygamos.

There are several problems with having more than one wife, but principally you will more than one mother-in-law!


In the cases of polygamy (underground only), the first wife is in charge of the rest of the wives and no mother-in-laws are directly involved.!

Actually, people of Utah and the Mormon community are very nice people. I've spent quite bit of time in Utah, specially during the 2002 Winter Olympics. It is a beautiful state with great landscapes. They have great National Parks and National Monuments. But to be a true Mormon, one has to be current with the Mormon church, which means 10% of ones earnings goes to the Mormon Church. One cannot even visit inside the Mormon Temple unless one is current with their contributions to the church. But if one happens to be in Salt Lake City at any given Sunday mornings, they can attend the Mormon Tabernacle Choir for free, which is an absolute delight to listen to. It actually get broadcast live around the world. I see their young missionaries walking in pairs here in Switzerland looking to recruit people to their church. They are very dedicated to their church.!
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Postby Mr. T » Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:23 pm

bsharpish wrote:Oh there is worse than the UK

Was in Utah last week and ( maybe it was just the county) there was no smoking in any building or within 25ft of the door !!


Even better than the UK springs to mind.
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Postby supporttheunderdog » Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:35 pm

All the mormons I have met have been very pleasant people: however any mention of the Mormons always reminds me of a certain Joyce McKinney!
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