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A cow, an ant and an old fart.....

Postby Lee A Kada » Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:35 pm

A Cow, an Ant, and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three.

The Cow: "I give 13 gallons of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!!"


The Ant: "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that’s why I am the greatest!!"









































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Postby Cap » Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:26 pm

Well, I turn the cow into ground beef for hamburger but before that I flatten half a colony of ants walking to the grocer...
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Postby denizaksulu » Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:43 pm

Cap wrote:Well, I turn the cow into ground beef for hamburger but before that I flatten half a colony of ants walking to the grocer...


So that is your contribution to Global Warming then............... :lol:
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