Ok, so do you want the good news or the bad news?
First, let’s get the bad news out of the way…
The bad news is that I forgot what the good news were!
And now, without further ado on with the good news!!!
The good news is that… due to the fact that I forgot the good news, I can now safely conclude that in the absence of good news one can only expect an even probable outcome of bad news and neutral news thereby minimizing the blow that I no longer remember the good news!
So there you have it! You are now FULLY informed of all the news!